Selamat sore, Nona Ocean.
Hai.
Seperti yang kau tahu, pembebasan bersyarat adalah sebuah keuntungan.
Salah satu larangan pembebasan bersyarat...
...adalah tidak terlibat dengan orang yang punya catatan kriminal apa pun.
Itu termasuk sebagian besar keluargamu.
Ya, jelas itu bukan sesuatu yang aku banggakan.
Apa ini akan menjadi tantangan yang sulit?
Tidak.
Aku tak mau kehidupan itu. Tak pernah menginginkan seperti itu.
Kakak laki-lakiku...
Semoga dia beristirahat dengan tenang...
...adalah seorang kriminal.
Aku menyayanginya, tapi dia seorang penipu.
Itu sudah keturunan.
- Lalu kau tidak? - Tidak.
Tidak, Pak.
Aku mencintai orang yang salah.
Itu sebuah kesalahan.
Tapi itu sudah terjadi.
Jika aku dibebaskan, aku akan...
Maaf.
Hany mengucapkannya...
Jika aku dibebaskan...
...aku hanya ingin hidup sederhana.
Ingin punya pekerjaan tetap...
...punya teman...
...jalan-jalan mencari udara segar sehabis bekerja...
...dan bayar tagihanku.
Hidup sederhana?
Itu bagus.
- Kau dengar itu? - Siapa yang tidak?
Lima tahun aku melatihnya.
- Ini barang-barangmu. - Terima kasih.
Jam tangan yang bagus.
- Ini milik kakak laki-lakiku. - Dia memberikannya padamu?
Aku mencurinya.
Tak apa-apa, Dina. Dia juga mencurinya.
Jadi kita masih dapatkan pengiriman minggu depan?
Ambil bagianmu, ditambah beberapa kardus ekstra.
Aku mau kau menjualnya, jangan dihisap.
Jadi, kau mau ke mana?
Aku punya 45 dolar, Dina.
Aku bisa ke mana saja sesukaku.
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Hai, aku mau kembalikan ini.
Tentu. Anda bawa tanda pembeliannya?
Tidak, tapi ini belum dibuka. Tidak disentuh.
Aku perlu tanda pembelian.
Ini disegel. Masih baru.
Bawa kartu kredit yang dipakai untuk membeli?
Ini konyol! Aku membelinya minggu lalu.
Nyonya, Anda bisa ke layanan pelanggan di lantai enam.
Kau tahu? Lupakan saja. Aku akan menyimpannya.
Astaga.
Setidaknya aku bisa minta kantung?
Tentu.
Terima kasih.
Hai. Aku mau keluar dari kamar 2814. Gary Randall.
- Anda senang menginap di sini? - Sangat senang.
Namaku Monica.
Ada lagi yang bisa saya bantu?
Atau mau kupanggilkan transportasi?
Kurasa semua sudah beres.
Hai, ini Ny. Randall.
Kami tadi keluar dari kamar 2814.
Boleh aku bicara dengan Monica?
- Saya orangnya. - Hai, Monica.
- Hai. - Hai.
Penerbangan kami dibatalkan.
- Tidak! - Begitulah.
Daripada menginap di hotel bandara yang jelek...
...apa mungkin kami bisa mendapatkan kamar yang tadi?
Ya, kami bisa memberi Anda kamar yang sama.
Bagus sekali! Terima kasih banyak!
Kami mau pergi makan.
Bisakah kamarnya dibereskan?
Ya, tentu.
Bagus. Kami sungguh menghargainya.
Bukan masalah.
Terima kasih banyak. Sampai nanti.
Hai.
Maaf. Bisa kau bereskan nanti?
Aku mau istirahat.
- Tentu. - Terima kasih banyak.
- Semoga harimu indah. - Kau juga!
Dah.
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Dan dia tidak pindah!
Dia mau uangnya kembali.
Dan dia mendapatkan uangnya kembali.
Jika kau bilang tidak, itu artinya kau tidak menerima uangnya?
Sudah peti ke berapa?
15.
Dengar.
Kau pikir aku menyukaimu? Percaya padamu?
Kau pikir aku percaya apa pun yang kau katakan?
Jawabannya jelas tidak.
Anak-anak, sudah jam 21:30.
Terlalu banyak. Terlalu banyak.
Tiga jari dari atas.
Bukan satu, tapi tiga,
Itu ulangan, April.
Dia tidur dengan sepupunya, menabrakkan mobilnya.
Bukan bayinya.
Seperti apa rasanya?
Vodka.
Vodka. Tepat. Tapi aku tidak mau vodka.
Aku mau vodka dan air.
- Kau mau tahu kenapa? - Tentu.
Karena saat kau mabuk, rasanya seperti vodka.
- Benar. - Benar.
Aku tak peduli!
Aku juga merindukanmu.
Sebaiknya kau di situ.
Aku tahu kau di situ, Reuben.
Kau boleh keluar.
Aku hanya memberikan penghormatan.
Dari sudut ruangan?
Sedang apa kau di sini?
Mereka pikir aku orang yang tepat untuk bicara denganmu.
Aku harus pergi.
Dia tak mau kau lakukan ini, Deborah.
Lakukan apa?
Apa pun itu, dia tidak mengatakan apa rencanamu.
Begini, Deb.
Terkadang, mengetahui rencana akan berhasil...
...adalah sudah cukup memuaskan.
Kau tak harus melakukannya.
Apa lagi yang dia katakan?
- Dia bilang itu brilian. - Baiklah.
Dan kau mungkin akan kembali ke penjara.
Aku tak akan kembali ke penjara.
Mengerti?
Aku harus pergi.
Berhati-hatilah.
Kau terlihat tampan.
Hei! Tenanglah.
Aku habis dari penjara.
Kupikir kau sudah ganti nomor,
Kau sudah dapat pinjaman?
- Belum. - Kenapa belum?
Karena aku tak tahu untuk apa.
Astaga!
Jangan lakukan itu.
Lakukan apa?
Itu wajah "Aku habis dipenjara selama lima tahun..."
"...dan rekanku mengecewakanku."
Hei, aku bukan rekanmu. Belum.
Ini bagus.
Dirantai, kawat berduri.
Aku bawakan sesuatu.
Apa barang yang kau curi bisa aku tukar?
Jika kau tidak suka mencuri...
...kau takkan suka sisa percakapan ini.
- Kita mau mengutil? - Mungkin.
Tidak. Ini kebiasaanmu.
Kau membuatku menebak, lalu aku tertarik.
- Baik. - Lalu kau pikir karena...
...aku tertarik, maka aku ingin melakukannya.
Bukankah kau mau melakukan hal yang membuatmu tertarik?
Aku tertarik dengan bedah otak.
Kita tahu itu takkan terjadi.
Terserahlah. Kau tak mau memberitahuku...
Perhiasan.
Perhiasan Liz Taylor yang indah, berkilau dan mahal...
...yang dikunci dalam ruang besi 15 meter di bawah tanah.
Bagaimana cara mengeluarkannya?
Mereka yang akan membawakannya keluar.
Astaga!
Tempat yang bagus.
Aku coba pasang pemanas.
Kamarmu ada di atas.
Barang-barangmu juga ada di atas.
Aku meminjam beberapa barang.
Kupikir kau tak memakainya.
Jadi, ini galerimu?
Ya, salah satunya.
Di mana yang lainnya?
Aku buka satu di London.
Ada rencana buka satu lagi di Tokyo.
Aku mau buka di LA, tapi kurasa itu tak masuk akal.
Sudah ada banyak?
Jadi ini satu-satunya yang ada?
Secara fisik.
Permisi sebentar.
Maaf.
Astaga.
Aku mau meneleponmu.
Senang melihatmu. Kau terlihat...
Seperti habis dipenjara?
Cantik. Kau terlihat cantik.
Kau tahu pisau penjara?
Baiklah, hentikan.
Wajahmu tampan sekali.
Kau tahu, di dalam penjara...
...kami menyebutmu gadis cantik.
- Akan kutelepon polisi. - Baik.
Apa kau tahu pengadu kami apakan di penjara?
- Dia melihatmu? - Ya.
Untuk apa kau lakukan hal itu?
Penyelesaian?
Omong kosong!
Astaga!
Jadi kau...
Tidak.
Hanya kancing kecil.
Awalnya, aku kira bank. Sebab kau tahu...
Di situ ada uang?
Tepat. Tapi itu membosankan.
Lalu kupikir sepuluh bank.
Kemudian kusadari itu mungkin hanyalah emosi, sehingga...
Bagus kau menyadarinya.
Ya. Lalu aku sulit berpikir.
Ada lima perempuan dalam satu sel.
Jadi aku buat diriku masuk sel isolasi...
...untuk mendapatkan ketenangan...
...dan di sanalah akhirnya aku dapat idenya.
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- Tetap seperti museum. - Lalu?
Ini tidak seperti merampok toko minuman keras.
Maaf, aku tak bisa bahasa Ukraina.
Aku bilang, "Kita tidak akan merampok museum."
Kita akan merampok seseorang di museum.
Di museum.
Ya, kau sudah bilang.
Dengar.
- Meski ini bisa... - Ini memang bisa.
Meski bisa, kita perlu...
...20 orang dan setengah juta dolar.
Tujuh.
Tujuh juta?
Tujuh orang dan dua puluh ribu dolar.
Kenapa kau lakukan ini?
Karena itulah keahlianku.
Ya.
Kau tahu?
Aku sudah mengujinya berulang-ulang kali.
Setiap kali tertangkap, kuperbaiki.
Dalam tiga tahun, aku tidak tertangkap lagi.
Pada saat aku bebas bersyarat, semua berjalan lancar.
Berjalan sempurna.
Dan kau di sana bersamaku, di setiap langkah.
Sayang, apa kau melamar?
Sayang, aku belum punya berlian.
Ayolah. Kau mau habiskan hidupmu mencampur air dengan vodka?
Karena itu sungguh mubazir.
Ayo. Makanlah.
Makanlah sedikit.
- Kau sungguh menyebalkan. - Buka.
Enak.
Sangat enak.
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Setiap tahun mereka jadi tuan rumah pesta terbesar di dunia.
Selalu ada pesohor terkenal yang memandu acara.
Tahun ini, Daphne Kluger.
Wah!
Ya. Tapi dia bukan sasaran kita.
Jadi siapa sasarannya?
Baiklah, siapa yang mau lebih dulu?
Ya.
Kau mengenakan apa?
La Perla. Hitam.
Bukan, maksudku siapa yang akan mendandanimu?
Aku belum tahu.
Desainernya.
Aku belum tahu.
Namun begitu aku tahu...
...kau orang pertama yang aku beritahu.
Pertanyaan berikutnya?
Baiklah, kita butuh desainer.
Tepat sekali!
Banyak yang bisa kita jadikan sasaran.
Tapi Anna takkan menyetujuinya...
...dan Anna harus menyetujui semuanya.
Aku tahu.
Ada pilihan lain namun takkan memenuhi kebutuhan kita.
Jadi...
Rose Weil. Kenapa tak asing dengan nama itu?
Dia terkenal di tahun 90-an.
Astaga, kerah dan ornamen Edwardian.
Menggelikan. Tapi Anna masih menyukainya.
Mereka rayakan Paskah bersama setiap tahun di Kent.
- Inggris? - Irlandia.
Dan dia berhutang pada IRS sebanyak 5 juta dolar.
Ini buruk.
Asetnya digadaikan...
...paspornya disita.
Bank menyita kompleks perumahannya.
Kedengarannya bagus.
Ya.
Kurasa kita beruntung.
Dia pertaruhkan semuanya untuk ini.
Ini penerbangan antah berantah tanpa kacang.
Dia biayai diri sendiri. Hutang dari bank Omaha.
Para lelaki di sana?
Orang-orang yang masih meminjamkan uang padanya.
Mereka terlihat sedikit cemas.
Ya, siapa yang bisa salahkan mereka? Ini kacau sekali.
Selamat.
Kalian siapa?
Penggemar berat.
Sangat berat.
- Itu... - Sungguh...
Sangat cantik.
Tidak.
Itu bencana.
Kurasa kau berpikir negatif.
Sangat negatif.
Kau sudah membaca ini?
Oleh seorang penulis blog.
"Rose Weil."
"Koleksi barunya seperti lemari pakaian nenekmu."
"Kuno dan apak."
"Orang Eskimo menaruh orang-orang tua di atas es apung."
"Aku cuma berpendapat."
Itu kejam sekali.
Tapi itu tak berarti benar.
Bagaimana aku bisa di sini?
Kau habiskan 18 juta dolar dalam dua tahun...
...dan punya dua rumah perahu di Seine.
Aku sudah tua.
Hei, kau tidak tua.
Aku tua, dan akan masuk penjara.
Lalu aku akan jadi sangat miskin.
Tidak juga.
Bagaimana jika kami bisa memperbaiki ini semua?
Bahkan bisa mengembalikan paspormu.
Caranya?
Dandani Daphne Kluger untuk Met Ball.
Kau sudah gila?
Tunggu sebentar.
Kalian jurnalis?
- Tentu saja bukan. - Astaga, bukan.
- Dia terlihat tegang. - Bisa saja.
Tubuh dan payudara bagus. Fitur besar.
Mata seperti Bambi.
Ya. Dia mudah didandani.
Mungkin kita bisa memberinya...
Mungkin kita bisa memberinya ini.
Astaga, tidak. Jangan yang bergaya. Kau bisa lebih baik dari ini.
Itu disebut Toussaint.
Diambil dari nama Jeanne Toussaint...
...direktur perhiasan Cartier dari tahun 1933 sampai 1968.
Lebih dari 2 kilogram berlian.
Benar.
Setelah dia wafat, mereka menjualnya kembali ke Cartier...
...dan menyimpannya di ruang besi sejak saat itu.
Itu tak pernah dikeluarkan.
Kalau begitu, bagaimana cara mengeluarkannya?
Mereka akan mengeluarkannya untuk dia.
Tema pesta dansa tahun ini adalah kerajaan Eropa...
...yang mana permata mahkota adalah unsur utama.
Jadi, jika kau memaksa memilih Toussaint...
...untuk Daphne Kluger...
Pasti harganya sangat mahal.
Ya.
- Semuanya orang Rusia. - Mereka peretas.
Tak ada peretas yang bukan orang Rusia?
Nyaris tak ada orang Rusia yang bukan peretas.
- Teruslah mencari. - Tentu.
Ini tidak sempurna.
Ini batu bagus. Kau ini kenapa?
Aku bekerja di sini. Berhentilah mendesakku.
Berlian ini kelas K. Yang tertinggi.
Ini kelas H.
Kau sudah gila? Ini kuning seperti air seni.
Kenapa kau vulgar sekali? Kalau Ayahmu masih hidup...
Nilai saja sendiri!
Itu sebabnya kau tak punya suami.
Lihat saudarimu!
Baiklah.
Aku turut berduka soal Danny.
Aku turut berduka soal Ayahmu.
Kau sedang apa di sini?
Aku punya sesuatu untukmu.
Pekerjaan.
Kau mau periksa perhiasan di toko?
Tidak, terima kasih.
Lebih dari itu.
Butuh waktu berapa lama untuk membuat tujuh perhiasan...
...jika batunya sudah dipotong?
Mungkin lima atau enam jam.
Berapa lama jika kau tak perlu tinggal lagi dengan Ibumu?
Kurang dari itu.
Aku takkan naik kereta F lagi.
Dia sudah masuk.
Masuk ke mana?
Ini yang kau bicarakan? Vas.
Ya, itu area Mesir.
Dia meretas Met?
Kamera keamanan.
Banyak sekali.
Namaku Debbie.
- Nine Ball. - Siapa nama aslimu?
Eight Ball.
Di sini kami pakai nama asli.
Bisa bicara sebentar?
Aku memintamu cari peretas.
Dia salah satu peretas terbaik di East Coast.
- Aku merasa terhormat... - Dia punya klien lain.
Mereka juga tak tahu nama aslinya.
"Klien lain"?
- Saat ini? - Ya.
Sudah katakan padanya berapa bagiannya?
- Tentu. - Lalu?
Lihat. Dia merokok!
Baiklah, Nine Ball.
Kupanggil kau Nine Ball? Nine...
Atau Baller.
Baller? Baiklah.
Kau tahu jejak kakimu adalah bencana, bukan?
- Apa? - Jejak kakimu.
- Jejak kakiku? - Ya, Bu.
Jika berencana mencuri...
...kau harus bersihkan ini...
...sebab saat ini, adik perempuanku bisa meretasmu.
Benar. Karena kami punya orang ini...
Aku mengerti.
Kita akan membersihkannya.
- Boleh tahu kita ke mana? - Lihat saja nanti.
Kita akan pergi menemui...
- ...Doris Kluger... - Daphne.
- Orang yang lebih terkenal.
Orang yang membuat Daphne Kluger cemburu.
Cemburu?
Sebentar lagi, kita akan berdiri.
Dia akan duduk.
Kau akan mengenalinya. Tenang saja.
- Tak acuh. - Tapi baik hati.
- Tapi tidak terlalu baik hati. - Ya.
Kau berkeringat.
- Ya, aku berkeringat. - Jangan.
Di tangan kirinya ada tato.
Aku mau kau memegangnya, mengaguminya...
...tapi lakukan kontak fisik, dan di saat itulah kita mengambinya.
"Mengambil"? Mengambil apa?
Hai. Wah.
Aku mengenalmu!
Ya, aku mengenalmu. Aku pernah melihatmu.
Ya.
- Kau hebat. - Terima kasih.
- Kau sungguh hebat. - Terima kasih.
Aku mau bilang terima kasih.
Terima kasih?
Karena membantu kami di proyek penyelamatan kucing.
Penelope Stern?
Apa umurnya sudah cukup untuk ke Met Ball?
Begitulah.
Siapa juga yang peduli dengan dandanannya?
Kurasa Halaman Enam.
Jadilah Desainerku Asmara Pesta Met
Aku tak kenal Rose Weil. Katamu aku kenal semua orang.
- Katamu dia itu kuno. - Maksudku ikonis.
Mau kuaturkan pertemuan?
- Ya! - Baik.
Aku menonton salah satu filmnya semalam.
Dia sungguh bagus.
Pokoknya jangan menjilat.
Abaikan saja dia.
Tidak acuh, bikin penasaran.
Sedikit kontak mata.
Rose.
- Daphne. Nona Kluger. - Akhirnya.
Terima kasih sudah mau bertemu denganku secara tiba-tiba.
Aku pengagummu. Aku punya banyak karyamu.
- Benarkah? - Ya.
Pencarian ini tidaklah mudah.
Semua yang kami lihat...
...itu sangat bagus.
Tapi membosankan dan kau terlihat berbeda.
Seolah kau kebal terhadap kritikan.
Seolah kau di atas semua itu.
Maaf, apa?
Apa yang terjadi?
Maaf.
Kau bilang apa tadi?
Aku mau menyewamu untuk Met Ball.
Bagus. Terima kasih. Sebuah kehormatan.
Aku tersanjung.
TIDAK SECEPAT ITU! Daphne Mencuri Rose
Tunggu saja nanti.
Gadis ini punya tangan terindah yang pernah kulihat.
Yang ini waras?
Seratus persen.
Baiklah, begini cara mainnya.
Merah adalah uang.
Serius? Monte tiga kartu?
Ikuti sang Ratu, jalani impianmu.
Tapi jangan tidur, Jangan tidur.
Karena dia bisa menghilang, kau lihat itu?
Hebat, bukan?
Dia kembali. Dia menyukaimu.
Baiklah, mari bermain. Kita mengikuti sang Ratu.
Apa ini satu-satunya pilihanmu?
Pengalihan di bidang pencopetan itu penting.
Di mana dia? Di mana wanita itu?
Di mana dia berada?
Yang itu.
Mau minta bantuan?
Tidak. Yang itu.
Baiklah. Yang itu milikku.
Ayo, tak ada dendam.
Kau orang yang baik. Mengerti maksudku?
Ya, kembalilah kapan saja.
- Lumayan. - Ya. Kupikir begitu.
Ayam kalkun dan keju Provolone.
Aku mencuri satu kalung.
Kalung yang sangat bagus.
Selada dan tomat.
- Uangnya sah? - Seratus persen.
- Baiklah, aku ikut. - Bagus.
Boleh kuminta kembali jam tanganku?
Terima kasih. Punya dia juga.
Tidak, aku...
- Maaf. - Tak apa-apa.
Siapa lagi?
- Bagaimana dengan Ivy? - Tidak, dia masih di penjara.
- Benarkah? - Bagaimana dengan dia?
- Dia lelaki. - Lalu?
Aku tak mau lelaki.
Karena dia lelaki?
Bukan karena itu.
- Aku tak kenal dia. - Memang kenapa dengan lelaki?
Lelaki diperhatikan, wanita diabaikan...
...dan kita ingin diabaikan.
Bagaimana kalau Tammy?
Hei, Nak.
Ibu bisa minta tolong? Kau bisa main di luar?
Debbie, aku bersama keluargaku.
- Sudah kubilang... - Aku di luar.
- Apa? - Aku di garasimu.
Deb?
Deb, sedang apa kau di sini? Kukira kau dipenjara.
Aku sudah bebas.
Lihat semua ini. Kukira kau sudah pensiun.
Memang.
Tidak semenarik membajak truk...
...yang menyelundupkan mesin cuci piring dari Kanada, ya?
Ya, aku tak melakukan itu lagi.
Tapi dulu kau sangat mahir.
- Terima kasih. - Ya.
Jadi semua ini untuk pemakaian pribadi?
- Apa maumu? - Hanya mau menemuimu.
Masa?
Menemuiku?
Kau tidak bosan di sini, Tam-Tam?
Aku sama sekali tidak bosan di sini.
- Bagus. - Tidak.
- Kenapa kau tanyakan itu? - Karena aku butuh penadah.
Sudah kubilang aku tak lakukan itu lagi. Aku sudah berhenti.
- Ini pekerjaan yang besar. - Aku tak peduli.
Mau kuberitahu seberapa besar?
Tidak. Benar-benar tidak.
Akan kuberitahu seberapa besar pekerjaannya.
- Kau bercanda? - Tidak.
- Ibu, kapan makan malam siap? - Sial!
Sayang, Ibu akan segera siapkan.
Maaf. Ibu akan segera siapkan.
Tapi aku sudah lapar!
Aku tahu, Sayang. Ibu janji akan segera siapkan.
- Terima kasih. - Dia terdengar manis.
Bagaimana kau jelaskan semua ini pada suamimu?
eBay.
Baik, Semuanya. Mari kita mulai.
SENIN PERTAMA BULAN MEI
Kami persembahkan pada kalian situasi yang hipotesis.
- Seberapa hipotesis? - Tak terlalu, kecuali ada kesalahan.
16,5 juta dolar di rekening kalian masing-masing...
...lima minggu dari sekarang.
Dalam tiga setengah minggu...
...Met akan adakan pesta dansa tahunan...
...merayakan pameran kostum baru dan kita akan merampoknya.
Bukan pesta dansanya...
...tapi berlian yang sangat mahal akan menghadiri pestanya.
Di leher Daphne Kluger.
Yang akan didandani oleh Rose.
- Toussaint? - Bagus sekali.
Begitu Daphne secara tak sengaja bergabung...
...kita bisa mengeluarkan kalung itu dari ruang besi Cartier...
...meretas sistem keamanan Met, terima kasih, Nine Ball...
...dan menyusup ke Gala...
...salah satu pesta yang paling eksklusif...
Paling eksklusif.
Undangan pesta paling eksklusif di Amerika.
Jadi pulanglah, selesaikan urusanmu...
...karena besok, kita mulai melakukan...
...salah satu perampokan perhiasan terbesar dalam sejarah.
- Ibu mau ke mana? - Ibu mau ke kota besar.
- Berapa lama? - Tidak terlalu lama, Ibu janji.
Ibu akan segera kembali.
Ibu mau melakukan apa?
Mau membantu teman Ibu bernama Debbie dengan pekerjaannya.
Pekerjaan apa?
- Itu rumit. - Boleh aku ikut?
Tidak, Sayang, ini pekerjaan khusus Ibu.
Ini rekeningku, ini uangku...
...dan alasan aku tidak bisa mengaksesnya...
...adalah karena aku lupa merek dan model...
...mobil pertama sepupu keduaku.
Jadi, jika kau bisa...
...aku tak mau menarik uang...
...aku mau menyetor uang.
Ya, aku...
Hei, bisa aku...
Tepat sekali. Ya, akan kutunggu. Ada apa?
Hei, aku mau minta MetroCard...
...karena aku naik papan seluncur dari Queens setiap hari.
Boleh aku minta MetroCard?
Aku tak punya MetroCard.
Kau tak punya MetroCard?
Aku tak punya MetroCard.
Memangnya kau ini turis?
Kau memukau.
Kau memberiku recehan untuk MetroCard? Hanya ini?
Bagaimana kalau ini? Kita mencuri 50 juta dolar...
...akan kubelikan MetroCard untuk semua orang. Bagaimana?
Baiklah.
Itu saudaramu?
Dia tampan.
Kau yakin dia sudah mati atau...
Tidak.
Ya, Sayang, Ibu sedang di pekerjaan barunya.
Charlie, bisa minta tolong?
Kau bisa turunkan itu di sana?
Apa, Sayang?
Kalau begitu...
...Ibu mencari mainan yang sangat istimewa...
...lalu dia menemukan rumah baru untuk mainannya.
Ya, persis seperti kura-kuramu. Benar sekali.
Terima kasih banyak, Charlie.
Sayang, sudah dulu.
Ibu dapat mainan baru untuk Debbie...
...dan Ibu sudah tak sabar memainkannya.
Zirkonium.
- Aku suka. - Ya, pasti.
Taruh pria itu.
Terima kasih banyak.
Ini kacamata khususmu.
Jika Rose bisa lakukan ini, dan itu "jika" yang sangat besar...
...kacamata ini akan memindai kalung asli...
...dan mengirimkan cetak digital ke sini.
Begitu kita mendapatkannya, benda ini akan mencetak...
...tiruan kalung itu dengan zirkonium.
- Di mana? - Itu bukan Toussaint.
Kami pikir kalian mau melihatnya lebih dulu.
Benar. Untuk apa?
Ada masalah logistik dengan kalung itu.
Kami bahkan tak tahu cara menjaminnya.
Baiklah.
"Kami sudah jelaskan lewat telepon."
Ya. Kami sudah jelaskan lewat telepon.
Kami hanya tertari dengan Toussaint.
Ya.
Itu akan butuh diskusi lebih lama.
Kalung itu bernilai lebih dari 150 juta dolar.
Aku tidak pandai dengan angka.
Ini akan butuh tim keamanan sendiri...
...polis asuransi yang baru.
Aku yakin kau akan menanganinya.
Tidak segampang itu.
Jawabannya tetap tidak.
Tidak?
Tidak.
Boleh aku berterus terang?
Aku selalu menyukai Cartier.
Menurut sejarah, ini tempat yang paling penting di dunia.
Tapi ada generasi di luar sana...
...yang salah mengucapkan namamu.
Bahasa Perancis bisa sulit.
Tidak juga.
Dengar, aku coba menolongmu...
...dan jika kau tak mau bantuanku, aku mengerti.
...tapi "Toussaint" tak ada gunanya bagimu...
...duduk diam di ruang besi...
...padahal itu bisa...
...menjadi viral di seluruh dunia...
...bersarang di dada Daphne Kluger.
Benar.
TAK ADA SINYAL
Hentikan.
- Itu tidak membantu. Hentikan. - Baiklah.
Terlalu jauh di bawah tanah. Tak dapat sinyal.
Di sini aman sekali, ya?
1,5 meter beton padat.
Katamu kau ingin melihatnya di tempat yang terang.
Kau ingin melihatnya di tempat yang terang.
Benar!
Di sini terang.
Tidak, maksudnya cahaya asli. Cahaya alami.
Karpet merah berlangsung saat matahari masih terbit.
Ya.
- Kurasa itu penting. - Memang penting.
Harus ada matahari.
Dia perlu matahari.
Bagaimana cahaya di sini, Nn. Weil?
Kurasa ya, ada matahari.
Jauh lebih baik.
MEMINDAI
- Itu dia! - Bagus.
Halo, Seksi.
Ayo, ayo.
Nn. Weil. Dia baik-baik saja?
Dia baik-baik saja.
Dia harus melihatnya dengan teliti.
Ini prosesnya.
Kelihatannya sangat bagus.
- Sungguh bening. - Ya.
Ayo.
Baiklah. Kau harus...
Tidak. Ya.
Jika kau sudah selesai, Nn. Weil...
...kami ingin...
...mengembalikannya ke ruang besi.
Nn. Weil?
Nn. Weil.
Ya!
Aku sudah selesai.
Bagus.
Astaga!
- Bagaimana? - Aku tak tahu.
Kau tak tahu karena ini hanya kain katun.
Nanti warnanya jadi merah muda.
Aku tahu itu, tapi entahlah.
Ya, aku merasa ini seolah bagian pinggangnya.
Aku merasa ini... Lalu bagian bawahnya.
Entah soal bagian bawahnya.
Kita bisa ganti kelimnya.
- Ini kalungnya. - Tidak.
- Ini bukan kalungnya. - Ini kalungnya.
Ini berantakan.
Ini tidak berantakan.
Ini berantakan karena adanya semat pengaman.
Tidak, kau harus ingat berliannya.
Ini akan jadi berliannya.
Aku terlihat sangat besar.
Hei, Daphne, kemarilah. Kemari.
Dengar, tarik nafas dalam-dalam.
Dengar.
Kau punya salah satu leher terindah di dunia.
Malah hanya lehermu yang cocok mengenakan kalung ini.
Dengan lehermu, kalung ini...
...kau akan datang ke Met Gala...
...dan kau akan bersinar.
Terima kasih.
Sama-sama.
Jika kau menyukainya, geser ke kanan...
...dan jika tidak...
- Geser ke kiri. - Ya, geser ke kiri.
- Jadi... - Kedengarannya gampang.
- Kau suka dia? - Sangat.
Kenapa?
Dia terlihat baik.
Akan kugeser ke kanan.
- Baiklah. - Astaga!
Jadi artinya...
Dia balas menyukaimu! Dia juga menyukaimu!
Sekarang apa?
- Kau bisa kirim pesan padanya. - Baik.
Kau bisa kirim emoji terong...
...atau mungkin gadis yang melakukan ini.
Permisi.
Bisakah kau menolongku?
Kurasa aku tersesat.
Tentu, Bu.
Sepertinya aku berputar-putar.
Aku datang dari area Mesir...
...dan coba menuju ke Oceana.
Sedikit membingungkan.
Turuni tangga di kanan...
...atau kau bisa kembali ke tempat kau datang...
- ...di kanan sana. - Baik.
Sedikit lebih jauh.
Permisi, Bu.
Permisi.
Berikut berita untuk perjalanan pagi.
Semalam, seniman politik Banksy...
...membuat kontribusi kejutan untuk Met.
Ibu pendiri muncul di The Met semalam.
Lalu lintas padat setelah jam sibuk.
Beritamu, sepanjang waktu.
Ini pelanggaran keamanan yang serius.
Bagaimana ini bisa terjadi?
Dia juga melakukannya di Tate.
Jadi maksudmu...
...sistem yang dirancang perusahaanmu untuk museum kami...
...tidak bisa mencegah orang seperti Banksy...
Pak, kami lebih fokus...
...menjaga yang di dalam tak bisa keluar, bukan sebaliknya.
KEAMANAN MCCALLISTER
Hei! Tak bisa minta maaf?
Koreksi aku jika salah.
Kau dan perusahaanmu bertanggungjawab...
...untuk mengawasi dan menjaga...
Hei, boleh kuambil sampahnya?
Apa? Tidak.
Kau yakin? Sampahmu banyak sekali, Sobat.
Baiklah. Cepat.
Kesepakatan museum dengan perusahaan Ayahmu sangat...
- Murah hati. - Spesifik.
Semoga malammu indah.
Dewan berharap Keamanan McCallister...
...memenuhi surat kesepakatan tersebut.
Kami akan memeriksa sistemnya...
...dan memperbarui bagian mana pun yang harus diubah.
Maksudmu?
- Kami akan memperbaikinya. - Kapan?
Segera.
Jadi, kita telah membuat mereka...
...mengubah sistem mereka...
...maka kita juga bisa membuat perubahan tanpa ketahuan.
Bisa tampilkan kameranya?
Mereka mengawasi semua bagian di tempat ini.
Tapi di sini bukan tempat yang akan kita sasar.
Kita akan beraksi di tempat yang mereka tidak pedulikan.
Nine Ball.
Sudah aturan di negara bagian New York...
...bahwa tak boleh ada kamera yang dipasang di toilet umum.
Itu pelanggaran privasi.
Kecuali kau menyukainya.
Begitu kita mendapatkan Toussaint...
...kita harus mengeluarkannya dari sana tanpa terdeteksi...
...dan mereka akan periksa kamera keamanan dengan menyeluruh...
...dan siapa pun yang keluar dari toilet itu akan jadi tersangka.
Jadi...
Jadi, kita cari kurir.
Orang lain yang akan membawanya.
Butuh ruangan sebesar apa di luar toilet untuk menjebak seseorang?
Entahlah. 2,7 meter?
Butuh waktu berapa lama untuk membangun 2,7 meter titik buta?
Memindahkan kamera?
Sedikit demi sedikit, 10 atau 12 hari.
Bagus.
Berapa lama kau memikirkan semua ini?
5 tahun, 8 bulan, dan 12 hari.
Kurang lebih.
Cartier menyewa keamanan swasta terbaik di dunia.
Guillermo DeVita memimpin pengamanan Paus selama 10 tahun.
Mereka tak pernah kehilangan seorang Paus.
Yuri Eshel, mantan Mossad...
...dan Satuan Khusus IDF, unit komando elite.
Aku yakin mereka pembunuh.
- Kalung yang indah. - Ya.
Kau boleh menambahkan mereka ke dalam daftarmu.
- Daftar apa? - Daftar itu.
Itu bukan daftar.
KEAMANAN McCALLISTER
DIREKTORI PRIBADI
MUSEUM METROPOLITAN (Staf McCallister)
DESAIN VISUAL MATRIKS (KEPALA BAGIAN)
NAMA: PAUL DAMANIAN
Baiklah. Siapa dia?
Hei, Sayang.
AKHIR PEKAN WHEATEN TAHUNAN KE-8
BERTEMU TEMAN-TEMAN WHEATEN!
Oh, Paul.
Suka Wheaten!
SETIA! PENYAYANG!
MENYEBABKAN ALERGI! PETUNJUK MERAWAT!
ANUGERAH JASA DIBERIKAN PADA PAUL DAMANIAN
Klik Di Sini!
Orang yang malang.
SEKOP PEMBERSIH KOTORAN
Lihat itu.
Rencana Revisi Kamera MET
Kita tak tahu jika itu ulah Banksy.
Bisa jadi seorang peniru.
Matriks Kamera
Hanya itu kemampuanmu?
Bagus!
Selamat sore. Vogue.
Terima sudah datang secara tiba-tiba.
Tentu. Terima kasih sudah memanggilku.
Kami kehilangan salah seorang koordinator.
Ya, itu sangat disayangkan.
Kutu.
Aku tahu.
- Itu apa? - Kurasa seperti tungau.
Dia bersarang di kulit dan bertelur di dalamnya.
Kemudian mereka menetas dan menggali jalan keluar.
Itu bisa berlangsung selama berminggu-minggu.
- Kau sungguh memenuhi syarat. - Terima kasih.
Mungkin terlalu memenuhi syarat.
Bagaimana bisa terlalu memenuhi syarat?
Lagi pula ini Met Gala.
Gala. Met Gala.
- Disebut Gala. - Gala.
Disebut Gala?
- Ya. - Baiklah.
Roger Federer lagi...
...kurang satu kemenangan untuk menjadi juara kembali.
Cinta bagi Federer di tempat ini sungguh luar biasa.
Anna.
Ya?
Kau ada wawancara untuk posisi staf Met.
- Lakukanlah. - Baik.
Yang benar saja!
Pukulan kemenangan!
Kami sungguh kekurangan ruang...
...jadi kau akan di sini.
GRAFIK KURSI MET GALA
Lewat sini.
- Ini mejamu. - Terima kasih.
Christina akan membantumu untuk memulai.
Baik. Terima kasih banyak.
- Semoga harimu indah! - Terima kasih!
- Permisi. - Ya?
Tadi kita melewati toilet?
Ya, ada di lorong.
Terima kasih.
Ini sulit dipercaya.
Itu Leo?
Leo-Leo?
Hanya ada satu Leo.
Astaga! Taylor Swift!
Kau sangat suka orang kulit putih!
Bisa kita langsung saja? Apa kita harus mencuri sesuatu?
Ya!
- Dia di mana? - Meja empat, pukul 10:00.
Lurus langsung ke toilet tidak jauh dari dirinya.
Ada titik buta di sebelahnya.
Itu untuk kencannya.
Siapa kencannya?
Entahlah.
- Hai. - Hai. Maaf mengganggu...
...tapi aku punya daftar tamu terakhir Makan Malam Ketua.
Bagus.
Sudah dapat waktu kedatangan mereka?
Semua waktu kedatangan...
...termasuk beberapa nama tambahan di bawah.
Claude Becker?
Jurnalisnya berminat. Aku nyaris tak bertanya.
MAKAN MALAM PRA-GALA KETUA
Halo.
Mereka menempatkanku di sampingmu.
Beruntungnya aku.
Halo.
Claude Becker.
Daphne Kluger.
Ego telah mendarat.
Kenapa kau bisa jatuh cinta dengan si bodoh ini?
Serius?
Lou dan aku melewati masa yang sulit...
...dan aku sungguh ingin berhasil sendirian.
Jadi, dia membujukmu?
Tidak juga.
Dia mengatakan yang sebenarnya?
Satu-satunya cara menipu seorang penipu, bukan?
Sepuluh Tahun Lalu
Gedung Bingo Westside Passaic, New Jersey
B1.
Lou dan aku memakai Bingo...
...dan menjalankan tipuan murahan di Roulette.
Kami beruntung jika mendapatkan 1.000 dolar semalam.
- Bingo! - Panggilan Bingo.
Temanku mengatur pertemuanku dengan pedagang karya seni ini...
...dan kami melakukan penipuan kecil.
- Claude Becker? - Ada di sana.
Terima kasih.
Hai. Aku Debbie.
Claude Becker.
Ketika seseorang berminat dengan karya seni...
...aku pura-pura jadi pembeli dan menaikkan harganya.
Uangnya lumayan dan dia hebat di dapur.
Astaga, enak sekali.
Satu hari...
...dia memintaku pura-pura jadi penjual, bukan pembeli.
Apa yang kau lakukan?
Nah...
Satu tanda tangan, setengah juta dolar.
Dia bilang itu sederhana.
Aku menyerahkan dokumennya, dan mereka memberiku cek.
Semua itu hanya butuh waktu dua menit, paling lama.
Maaf kami terlambat.
- Sama sekali tidak. - Tidak apa-apa.
- Senang bertemu denganmu. - Sama-sama
- Tempat yang indah. - Kami menyukainya!
Dia benar. Semua terjadi dengan cepat.
Kau berhak didampingi pengacara.
Jika tak mampu...
Itu bukan lukisanku. Dia membawa lukisan itu padaku.
Dia punya dokumentasinya, tanda tangan.
Kalian berdua berpacaran?
Apa?
Aku tidak mau bicara.
Kau yakin?
Karena dia tidak menutup mulut seperti kau.
Ini tanda tanganmu?
Ya, aku akan bersaksi.
Aku juga ditipu, 'kan?
Aku di luar.
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Hei!
Kita perlu bicara.
Sebaiknya kau katakan bahwa ini tak seperti yang kupikirkan.
Apa?
Claude Becker.
Aku tak lakukan itu.
Aku bukan seorang bandar.
Atau turis dengan uang banyak.
Jangan menipuku.
Jangan menjalankan rencana dalam rencana!
Itu tidak penting.
Kita akan tertangkap.
Hentikan. Tidak akan.
Kenapa kau lakukan ini?
Kenapa tidak menjalankan rencananya saja?
Kenapa harus selalu ada rencana tersembunyi?
Kau menjebaknya, aku pergi.
Hentikan.
Ini sama seperti terakhir kali.
Lou. Lou!
Lou.
Dia mengirimku ke penjara!
Kau tak tahu seperti apa rasanya.
Ya, dia akan mengulanginya lagi.
Tidak.
Tidak akan.
Bagus. Mengganti kamera.
Berjalan menuju toilet.
Baik, di titik buta.
Aku akan jalan terus.
Tidak terlihat.
Baiklah, kau terlihat.
3,6 meter. Bagus!
Terima kasih, Nine Ball.
Itu mudah. Biasa saja.
Apa yang sulit?
- Hei. - Hai!
Maaf. Aku tahu kalau ini bukan urusanku...
Tidak, katakanlah.
Ini hanya catatan kecil.
Tapi katering ini tidak punya pakar nutrisi.
- Baik. - Dan kita menyediakan...
...20% makanan spesial.
Vegan, bebas gluten, rendah sodium, laktosa.
Aku pernah punya klien yang dituntut.
- Benarkah? - Ya.
Kurasa kita harus persiapkan hal ini.
Kita kekurangan orang.
Kita perlu ahli nutrisi.
- Aku punya kenalan. - Benarkah?
Ya, dan dia hebat.
Dia baru pindah dari Australia.
Ya.
Baiklah. Mulai.
Penyedia jasa, lorong, lorong. Lewati auditorium.
Lorong, lorong, lorong, pintu masuk.
Hai! Maaf aku terlambat Jalanan macet sekali.
Baiklah...
- Amita. - Terima kasih.
Constance.
Nine Ball.
Lou.
Dan Rose.
Terima kasih.
- Dan Debbie. - Terima kasih.
Hai, aku Daphne Kluger...
...dan ini sedikit cuplikan dari Institut Kostum tahun ini.
Ini Dolce dan itu Galliano untuk Dior.
- Dan itu McQueen. - Wah.
Siapa yang akan mendandanimu besok?
Rose Weil.
- Menarik. - Aku tahu.
Itu pilihan tak terduga.
Apa itu?
Ini permata mahkota dari delapan keluarga kerajaan Eropa.
Mungkin itu sebabnya ada parit.
- Jadi, kita tak bisa ke sana? - Tentu saja tidak.
Andai saja bisa. Omong-omong...
...mereka dipinjamkan dari Dmitri...
...Nama-Belakang-Rusia-Sangat-Panjang yang tak bisa kuucapkan.
Kami dengar itu bukan satu-satunya perhiasan yang akan dipajang.
- Kata siapa? - Aku punya sumber.
Karena sudah ketahuan...
Ya, aku akan mengenakan kalung ...yang dipinjamkan oleh Cartier.
Namanya Toussaint dan ia disimpan di ruang besi selama 50 tahun.
Aku sedikit bersemangat.
- Kau sudah mencobanya? - Mungkin.
- Berapa karat? - Cukup.
MINGGU PERTAMA BULAN MEI
Hei.
Gincu. Bagaimana menurutmu?
Merah mudah. Ya. Barbie.
Itu bagus.
Terima kasih.
- Kalungnya sudah tiba. - Baik. Akhirnya. Bagus.
Baiklah.
- Kau belum melihatnya. - Tidak.
- Halo. - Halo.
Kotaknya besar.
Baiklah.
Astaga!
Haruskah kita...
Mari kita coba apakah ini pas.
Baiklah.
- Boleh aku... - Tentu.
Wah. Ini berat.
Sungguh berat.
Datanglah ke Ibu.
Baiklah. Ini mungkin sedikit...
Hanya sedikit dingin. Baik.
Baiklah.
- Wah. - Biar kulihat.
Ini masuk.
Lihat dirimu.
Ya. Cocok.
Pas.
Baiklah.
Kalungnya pas.
Baiklah.
Kita lepaskan dulu, lalu kita bisa coba gaunnya.
- Baiklah. - Tunggu.
Maaf, kau tak bisa melepaskannya. Harus aku.
Itu perlu magnet khusus.
- Apa? - Keren.
- Magnet khusus? - Ya.
Itu keren.
Itu brilian. Brilian.
Luar biasa.
Boleh aku melihatnya lagi?
- Tentu. - Terima kasih.
Itu luar biasa.
Hebat. Coba aku lihat. Bagaimana cara kerjanya?
Hilda Schneider, wartawan mode, Der Spiegel.
Tidak.
- Hilda Schneider, atase diplomatik? - Tidak.
- Aset Lufthansa? - Lufthansa.
Ada masalah.
- Dengan? - Dari Rose.
Astaga.
Yang benar saja!
Astaga, itu luar biasa.
Hanya bisa dilepaskan dengan magnet?
- Hanya magnet. - Coba kulihat...
Berhenti. Ulang lagi.
Astaga, itu luar biasa.
Hanya bisa dilepaskan dengan magnet?
- Hanya magnet. - Perbesar sedikit.
Ada apa, Leslie? Aku sedang sibuk.
Leslie?
Hei, Dik, kami sedang dalam masalah saat ini...
...dan aku butuh bantuanmu.
Sepertinya mereka menggunakan poli-magnet dan pegas.
Itu memberikan daya tarik dan daya tolak...
...pada poros yang sama.
- Tidak juga. - Mereka saling menarik.
Tapi jangan disentuh, sampai kau memutarnya...
...lalu mereka mengunci.
Keren sekali. Aku akan memberimu...
...kutub positif dan negatif dalam satu lingkaran. Harusnya berhasil.
Kau memang genius, Dik. Terima kasih.
Sungguh? Dia sudah membereskannya?
Sungguh? Kau hanya menanyakan itu?
Baiklah, Kawan-kawan. Cek suara.
- Nine Ball. - Cek.
- Debbie. - Cek.
- Constance. - Ya.
- Amita. - Ya.
- Lou. - Cek.
Alat ini merepotkan. Aku dikejar polisi!
Teman-teman, ini adikku Veronica.
Coba lihat ini. Gila.
Baiklah. Aku berhutang kepadamu.
Beri aku KTP baru.
Pulanglah.
Apa pekerjaan orang tua kalian?
Baiklah, waktunya tiba. Semua sudah siap?
Ya.
Baiklah, Kawan-kawan. Setengah jam.
Hitungan mundur dimulai.
Baiklah. Yang pertama. Tak perlu gugup.
Makanan di penjara lebih baik dari yang dipikirkan orang...
...dan ruang isolasi terasa tenang.
Aku hanya ingin bilang, terima kasih.
Tiga minggu terakhir ini luar biasa bagiku...
...dan kita semua sudah bekerja keras untuk ini.
Jadi apa pun yang terjadi malam ini...
...kalian ingatlah satu hal...
...kalian tak melakukan ini untukku.
Kalian tidak melakukan ini untuk kalian.
Di luar sana ada anak perempuan berumur 8 tahun...
...berbaring di ranjang, bermimpi menjadi kriminal.
Mari kita lakukan ini untuk dia.
Tolong jangan lakukan percakapan yang tidak resmi dengan para tamu.
Jangan membawa ponsel.
Tolong pastikan ponsel kalian diserahkan...
...pada keamanan sebelum acara dimulai.
Sangat penting.
Jangan membungkuk, melipat tangan...
...menaruh tangan di saku.
Aku tahu ini akan jadi malam yang panjang.
Aku tahu kalian akan lelah.
- Halo. - Halo. Apa kabar?
Edward, senang melihatmu. Claude Becker.
- Senang bertemu denganmu. - Tentu, Rose Weil.
- Kalian sudah saling kenal? - Ya.
Sayang, apa itu Toussaint?
Kau terlihat seperti sejuta dolar...
...tapi lebih tepatnya 100 juta dolar.
Terima kasih, sebenarnya ini harganya 150 juta dolar.
Apa yang memberimu inspirasi untuk penampilanmu malam ini?
Dia.
Ini tidak nyata. Apa yang membuat malam ini menarik?
Kau takkan pernah tahu siapa yang akan hadir.
Ada para bintang dari seluruh dunia.
Bertemu aktor, orang-orang di industri mode.
Berikutnya, ada Serena Williams.
- Apa kabar? - Baik. Apa kabar?
Baik, terima kasih.
Kau menguasai lapangan, berhasil menjadi Ibu...
- Aku berusaha. - Kau berhasil.
Maaf, kami sedikit orang malam ini. Namamu?
Hilda Schneider.
Ini dia. Selamat menikmati malammu.
- Permisi. - Aku suka gaunmu.
Terima kasih.
- Ini busana lama, jangan bilang-bilang. - Aku janji.
Di sini, Heidi! Heidi!
Ya. Siap untuk malam ini?
- Hai, apa kabar? - Senang bertemu denganmu! Luar biasa.
Siap untuk duduk.
- Saus pedas? - Saus pedas.
- Kau baik-baik saja? - Ya. Sampai jumpa segera?
Hei, kami sudah tutup.
Kami sudah tutup.
Ayolah. Itu masih ada.
Ya, aku melihatnya.
Ya, aku lihat dia.
Kita mulai.
Hai, Semuanya.
- Hai. - Apa kabar?
Hai. Senang bertemu denganmu.
Senang bertemu denganmu. Kau tampak luar biasa.
- Kau juga. Bersulang. - Ya, bersulang.
Tidak, ini asli.
Terima kasih banyak. Kau baik sekali.
Baik, menghitung mundur.
Tiga, dua, satu.
Minta makanan bebas gluten...
...dan ikan panggang untuk Meja Delapan.
Di mana makanan vegan untuk Meja Empat?
Di sini.
Cepat.
Astaga!
Aku lapar sekali.
Aku belum makan apa pun selama tiga hari.
Maaf.
Apa aku tidak sopan?
Dia menyantapnya.
Mungkin separuh mangkuk.
Jadi, kau harus beri hormat.
Mereka punya orang untuk mengajarimu bagaimana memberi hormat.
Ya, benar.
Aku masuk, menekuk lututku.
Ratu menatapku dan berkata, "Itu bukan memberi hormat."
- Benarkah? - Jadi aku adu beri hormat...
...dengan Ratu Inggris.
Dan...
Kau tidak apa-apa?
Ya, aku tak apa-apa.
Kau mau ke toilet?
- Tidak! Aku baik-baik saja. - Kau yakin?
Aku adu beri hormat dengan Ratu...
- Dan dia... - Kau tidak apa-apa?
Aku tak apa-apa.
Tunggu. Aku harus...
Kau baik-baik saja?
Permainan dimulai!
Permisi, kami harus...
Itu bagus.
Baik, kau tepat di ujung titik buta.
Hei, kau baik-baik saja?
Kau tak apa-apa? Kasihan sekali.
Tak apa-apa. Kau akan baik-baik saja. Tarik napas.
Tarik napas. Tarik napas.
Tarik napas.
Baik, sepuluh detik.
Ini dia.
Hei, kemari.
Ini tak boleh di sini. Cepat bawa ke dapur.
- Tidak masalah. - Cepat.
Menuju ke arahmu, Deb.
Dia datang.
Kurirku sudah keluar.
Semua teman-temanmu masih tidak tahu.
- Kawan. - Hei.
- Kau punya? - Punya apa?
Aku menghisapnya.
Apa maksudmu "menghisapnya"?
Josh bertanya dan dia bilang, "Hei, apa kau punya..."
Di mana dia? Ada apa?
Apa yang terjadi?
Tertahan di lorong. Mengobrol.
Tammy, buat dia bergerak.
Aku taruh supnya seolah...
Hei, sedang apa kalian?
Kau tidak digaji untuk mengobrol.
- Ayo, cepat. - Maaf.
Kemarikan, aku yang akan menanganinya.
Terima kasih.
Aku mau ke toilet. Aku mau ke toilet!
Itu tadi menegangkan.
Apa?
Entahlah. Itu bisa saja jatuh di dalam.
Bisa saja jatuh di sana. Aku tidak yakin.
Aku tadi muntah-muntah.
Aku ada di meja sepanjang waktu.
Tutup pintu keluar.
Apa? Tidak. Apa kita perlu...
...membesar-besarkan ini? Ayolah.
- Sebaiknya kau menguncinya. - Ayolah!
- Kita harus kosongkan ruangan. - Tak bisa.
Kita harus lakukan pemeriksaan penuh.
Tidak bisa.
Kau tahu dia siapa di sini?
Kau baru kehilangan 150 juta dolar.
Bagaimana jika Rembrandt yang hilang?
Makan malam akan segera dilanjutkan, aku janji!
Terima kasih banyak atas pengertiannya.
Jalan menuju ke tangga.
Menutup pintu keluar.
Tuan-tuan, setiap tim terdiri dari dua orang.
Kita mulai periksa di luar dan di dalam.
Setelah kalian dipindai, silakan langsung ke pintu keluar.
Akan ada orang yang mengarahkan kalian.
Kau tahu apa yang terjadi?
Sepertinya ada yang hilang.
Mereka sedang mencarinya.
- Kau tahu apa yang hilang? - Berlian.
Banyak berlian.
Berlian? Benarkah? Kita menunggu untuk berlian?
Pak, aku harus ke toilet.
Situasi mulai memanas.
Polisi datang, Cartier datang.
Banyak orang media datang.
Ya.
Ya, mereka melakukannya.
Mereka sudah separuh jalan.
Ada yang kau lakukan atau bicarakan...
...antara mejamu dan toilet?
Saat itu aku sedang sibuk, siapa tahu kau tidak perhatikan.
Amita, ada orang di dapur.
Beberapa menit lagi.
Kita tidak punya beberapa menit.
Celaka!
Dia di situ.
Tammy, seberapa dekat? Kau di mana sekarang?
Dekat parit.
Tammy, ambil dari air.
Taruh di air! Ambil sekarang juga!
Ketemu!
Ada di air. Pasti terjatuh saat kau berlari.
Bisa kau berikan?
Kita menemukannya.
Baik. Aku akan turun.
Constance, kau aman.
PRIA
Gila!
Ada lem!
Sudah merasa baikan?
Sekarang sudah.
Dua gelas scotch, tolong.
Permisi.
Semoga berhasil.
(13. Siapa Itu Siapa. 14. Kenikmatan Cupid.)
Astaga!
Terima kasih.
Bagus sekali.
Yang pertama...
...aku bukan anggota penegak hukum.
Aku dari asuransi.
Artinya aku mencari penipuan...
...atau kalung yang asli.
Selain itu, aku tak peduli yang lainnya.
Sayangnya kau takkan menemukannya keduanya di sini.
Kita lihat saja nanti, Tuan...
- Tuan? - Delarue-Broussard.
Baiklah.
Lawrence, kapan terakhir kali...
...kau melihat kalung yang asli?
Saat dibawa ke Met Gala.
Kapan kau tahu ini palsu?
Saat dikembalikan.
Kalian berdua.
Kalian mengawasi kalungnya sepanjang malam?
Kecuali saat Nona Kluger...
...mengalami insiden di toilet umum.
Itu benar.
Kau menemaninya masuk?
Itu toilet wanita.
Itu kalung yang sangat besar.
Hanya ada satu pintu masuk dan keluar.
Kami berjaga di pintu itu.
Sudah kau periksa pipanya?
- Tidak. - Aku memeriksanya.
Baiklah, terus maju.
Benar-benar bersih.
Siapa pun pencuri kalung ini...
...dia berhasil mengeluarkannya tanpa ketahuan.
Itu artinya kita mencari orang yang sangat pintar.
Tuan-tuan.
Aku pernah melihat kuda pacuan dilempar ke penghancur pohon.
Orang akan melakukan apa saja untuk menipu petugas asuransi.
Itu! Apa ini?
Itu bukan titik buta.
- Lalu kau sebut apa itu? - Toilet.
Aku tidak melihat adanya toilet.
- Itu... - Karena itu ada di titik buta.
Apa yang bisa dicuri orang dari toilet?
Entahlah, perlengkapan toilet...
...mint, handuk tangan...
...kalung seberat 2,7 kg.
Siapa ini?
Pelayan?
Kau kenal dia?
Buat apa aku kenal pelayan?
Sombongnya.
Aku tidak kenal semua orang yang keluar masuk museum.
Kenapa kau peduli dengan pelayan?
Hanya dia yang keluar masuk titik buta...
...selama kurun waktu itu.
Bisakah kau berhenti menyebutnya titik buta?
Baik.
Pintu toilet yang tak bisa dilihat...
...karena penempatan kameramu yang unik.
Ini keamanan museum paling canggih di dunia.
Setiap karya seni direkam dari berbagai sudut.
Kami tak menyimpan karya seni di toilet.
Aku bukan pengkritik, Kyle.
Aku penyelidik dari asuransi.
Aku tidak mau melakukannya.
Tapi Eric bilang, "Ayolah!"
Aku bilang, "Kawan, aku tak lakukan itu lagi."
Dia bilang, "Semua orang ada di bongkar muat!"
Aku tahu itu bodoh.
Aku tahu aku ini bodoh...
...tapi itu bukan ganjaku.
Apa?
Itu bukan ganjaku! Kau mau aku tes urine atau semacamnya?
Itu tidak perlu.
- Kau yakin? Aku tak keberatan. - Aku yakin.
Mereka memasangkan kalungnya padaku.
Lalu aku berjalan di karpet merah.
Lalu aku melihat pameran.
Lalu aku memakan sup.
Lalu aku muntah-muntah.
Lalu kalung itu lenyap.
Lalu semua orang panik.
Lalu mereka menemukannya lagi.
Tapi tidak?
Pria ini.
Claude Becker.
Dia kencanku.
Apa kalian pernah berduaan...
...ketika kau memakai kalung itu?
Tidak.
Ada orang bersamamu di toilet?
Kepalaku di mangkuk toilet.
Bagaimana setelah itu?
Ada banyak orang.
Kau kenal wanita ini?
- Tidak. - Debbie Ocean, narapidana.
Kakaknya, Danny Ocean, juga adalah narapidana.
Dia hadir di malam insiden itu.
Dia mencuri kalungnya?
Tidak, hanya dia yang punya alibi.
Tersenyum di kamera sepanjang waktu.
Jadi...
Ada lima orang tak bersalah menjadi tersangka...
...dan seseorang yang harusnya jadi tersangka tetapi tidak.
Aku punya kamera mengawasi setiap sudut museum...
...kecuali di toilet...
...di mana 150 juta dolar dicuri dari leher itu, lehermu.
Kasus yang menarik.
Terkadang, aku mencintai pekerjaanku.
Aku juga mencintai pekerjaanku.
Kalian dalam masalah.
Tempat yang bagus.
Pemanasnya pasti mahal.
Permisi! Kau masuk tanpa izin.
Tidak. Kami memintanya datang.
Kau memintanya datang?
Kami menyadari beberapa hari lalu bahwa Nona Kluger...
Tidaklah bodoh.
Mungkin dia sudah tahu apa yang kita lakukan.
Kau punya salah satu leher terindah di dunia.
Pertama, jika ada satu hal yang aku tahu...
...itu adalah akting buruk.
Malah hanya lehermu yang cocok mengenakan kalung ini.
Aku hampir tak pernah muntah.
Bahkan saat aku mabuk.
Ada di air. Pasti terjatuh saat kau berlari.
Yang terakhir...
...aku tak pernah lupa wajah.
Debbie Ocean.
Ya.
Tampaknya, 150 juta dibagi 8...
...itu lebih baik daripada nol dibagi 7.
Kaku!
Hai, Daph! Selamat datang di tim!
Jangan tos bersamaan.
Ditambah lagi, akulah yang menyelamatkan kalian...
- ...dari penipuan asuransi. - Apa?
- Penipuan asuransi? - Aku baru mau bilang itu.
Kapan?
Tampaknya mereka menugaskan seorang penyelidik asuransi...
Yang akan mengincar kalian.
- Siapa? - Pria detektif ini...
...dia sangatlah pintar.
Dia sangat mencurigai kalian.
Namanya John Frazier.
- Kau kenal dia? - Ya.
Dia menangkap ayahku dua kali dan kakakku sekali.
Dia sudah seperti keluarga.
Baiklah. Jangan lupa...
...semua ini untuk mencegah aku masuk penjara.
Hei. Tak ada yang akan dipenjara.
- Kau yakin? - Kita sudah perkirakan ini.
Kita sudah bersiap untuk ini.
Ya, itu jelas.
Kita tidak akan jadi tersangka utama.
Lalu siapa yang akan jadi tersangka utamanya?
Ada beberapa orang. Atau petugas keamanan...
...pelayan...
Pria yang menjebloskanmu ke penjara.
Wah!
Sang pacar.
Ya. Mereka akan mencari seseorang.
Aku pastikan itu bukan salah satu dari kita.
Itu bagus.
Terima kasih.
Itu luar biasa! Ketelitiannya...
Benar?
Selalu memperhatikan rincian dan catatan kecil...
...adalah kunci dari musik yang bagus.
Kenapa kau lakukan ini?
Aku tak punya banyak teman perempuan yang dekat.
Kelab buku yang terburuk.
Jadi kupikir...
...ini mungkin menyenangkan untuk berbagi.
Kau menjadi kriminal karena kesepian?
Siapa yang tidak?
Apa kau anak tunggal?
Midsummer Night's Dream di Miami?
Karya Shakespeare.
Dia melakukan kegiatan musim panas di Williamstown...
...ditambah banyak acara di Off-Broadway.
Bagaimana yang ini? Dia terlihat bagus.
Coba kita lihat. Teater daerah...
...tapi dia berlatih di Juilliard.
Ini sungguh karya seni yang luar biasa. Ini milik Ibumu?
Diwariskan padaku setelah beliau wafat.
Pangeran Swedia berikan ini padanya...
...sebagai imbalan mengambil keperawanannya.
Apa ada harganya?
Ya, harganya mahal.
"Ambil ini," Ibuku bilang. "Sekarang, pergilah."
Saat itu terang bulan...
...lalu dia berkata...
"Aku ingin memberimu semua bintang di langit."
Maaf.
Ini pasti berat buatmu.
- Claude Becker? - Ya.
- John Frazier. - Hai.
Asuransi SPD. Apa kabar?
Jadi, Claude...
Seperti Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Benar?
Apa maumu?
Ini beberapa fotomu...
...bersama Nona Kluger.
Ada banyak foto...
...ketika tanganmu ada di belakang lehernya.
Aku sungguh tak ingat di mana tanganku berada.
Hidupmu menyenangkan.
Benar?
Masalahnya adalah...
...kalung yang dicuri dan ditukar dengan yang palsu.
Saat ini, hanya kau yang punya peluang sangat besar...
Untuk apa aku mencuri kalung itu?
Itu yang terus kutanyakan pada diriku sendiri.
Kenapa orang ini...
...yang punya segalanya...
...punya ini dua buah...
Untuk apa orang itu mau mencuri kalung?
Apa jawabanmu?
Mungkin dia tak punya segalanya.
Kurasa kita sudah selesai.
- Hanya teori. - Sungguh.
- Hanya menebak. - Kita sudah selesai.
Mungkin aku salah.
Ini karya seni yang indah, dan aku ingin kau memilikinya.
Harganya tak bisa turun. Tunggu sebentar.
Halo?
Hei.
Hai.
Kau sedang apa?
Halo, John.
Halo, Debbie.
Kau tampak sehat, sudah berapa lama?
Sudah beberapa tahun. Dikurangi dengan kelakuan baik.
- Benar. - Ya.
Terima kasih sudah menelepon. Aku baru mau meneleponmu.
- Ya, aku tidak melakukannya. - Tentu tidak.
Kau ada di kamera sejauh 6 meter...
...ketika perhiasannya dicuri.
Itu kebetulan.
Tidak. Itu alibi yang kuat.
Apa ini sudah turunan?
Keluargamu seperti ini?
Kecuali bibi Ida.
- Pustakawan? - Ibu rumah tangga.
Aku akan mempermudah ini untukmu.
Aku tidak menginginkan itu.
Aku hanya menginginkan kalungnya.
Aku tak peduli. Nanti kubilang aku menemukannya di taksi.
Bagaimana kalau sebagian?
- Berapa banyak? - Anggaplah 10%.
Di mana sisanya?
Aku tidak tahu. Sungguh.
Astaga. Ini melelahkan!
Ketika mereka bilang mau datang, aku pikir...
Penat terbang, perbedaan waktu...
...Arsenal bermain di Cup Final akhir minggu ini.
Tapi sekarang aku di sini. Aku tertarik.
Ya?
Bukan hanya untung, tapi juga pembalasan.
Beli satu dapat dua.
Dia menjebakmu, kau menjebaknya, hasilnya impas.
Aku hanya kurir.
Semua beres, ini brilian.
Hanya coba membantu teman lama.
Suatu hari, kau harus merelakan ini.
Ya, suatu hari.
Katakan saja kita berandai...
...bahwa aku tahu sebagian dari kalung itu.
Kau bisa dapatkan surat penggeledahan?
Aku perlu alasan kuat.
Mungkin kami sedang mengusahakan itu sekarang.
Kau mau bermain?
Permainan apa?
Permainan kartu.
Ya!
Aku akan segera kembali.
Kau mau ke mana?
Tunggu.
Kau di mana?
Aku segera datang.
Kau tak tahu kenapa ini bisa ada padamu?
Tidak.
Tapi kau kencan Nn. Kluger...
...di malam kalung itu ditukar.
Ya, benar.
Bukankah itu terlalu kebetulan?
Termasuk berlian 33.18, warna D, tanpa cacat...
Lelang Batu Mulia Tahunan Yardley
Kau tahu perusahaan bernama Becker Holdings, LLC?
Tentu.
Sepertinya 4 wanita tua yang tidak pernah ada...
...baru-baru ini memindahkan sejumlah besar uang...
...ke Becker Holdings, LLC.
Kau tahu kenapa itu bisa terjadi, Tn. Becker?
Aku perlu bicara dengan pengacaraku.
Kurasa kau memerlukan itu.
- Untuk teman kita Carl... - Claude.
Claude Becker. Semoga dia beristirahat dengan tenang di penjara.
Bersulang.
Aku menyayangimu.
- Bersulang. - Bersulang.
Aku punya pertanyaan.
Jadi...
Baguslah dia masuk penjara karena untungnya bukan kita.
Tapi jika kau menjual perhiasan senilai 85 juta solar...
...bagaimana masing-masing kita dapat bagian 16 juta?
Kau mau jelaskan?
Kau pikir kita hanya mencuri satu kalung?
Pikirmu kita pengecut?
Sementara semua orang mengkhawatirkan...
...kalung yang engkau pakai...
Dan kau muntah-muntah...
Terima kasih untuk itu.
Itu luar biasa.
Sangat mengesankan.
Itu sangat bagus.
Tempat itu dikunci.
Dapurnya juga dikosongkan.
Sementara semua orang menjaga pintu masuk...
...kami melihat-lihat pameran.
Karena buat apa mencuri satu kalung...
...kalau bisa mencuri lebih banyak?
- Astaga! - Astaga!
Itu banyak.
Ya.
Kami tidak hanya mencetak Toussaint dari benda itu.
Kami mencetak banyak perhiasan.
Rasanya seperti bekerja di tempat fotokopi.
Sementara...
...aku mengunjungi teman lama.
Amazon menjual tongkat swafoto sepanjang 6 meter ini.
Mereka hanya melihat sedikit kabur.
- Sudah aman? - Ya.
Itu pameran sementara dan mereka membangun...
...tiang logam untuk gantungan.
Satu, dua, tiga!
Kami memutuskan untuk menggantung Yen di situ.
Bagaimana jika ada yang masuk?
Memang ada.
Maaf, Nyonya, Anda tak boleh di sini. Kami mengosongkan area ini.
Ini acara yang buruk sekali!
Papan petunjuknya bahkan tidak ada.
Ini gila!
GILA!
Suamiku tidak ada di bawah bersama tamu lain...
...dan dia gampang bingung di malam hari!
Nyonya.
Kemarin, dia menaruh sepatu di kulkas.
- Tenanglah. - Dia menaruh sepatu di kulkas!
Jangan sentuh aku!
Apa kau tahu harga gaun ini?
Jangan sentuh aku!
Sudah beres.
Mencuri kalung itu memang bagus...
...tapi tanpa pengalihan itu...
...tanpa mengosongkan pameran...
Kita takkan mendapatkan ini.
Dengan semua ini...
...masing-masing akan dapat bagian sebesar 38.300.000 dolar.
Ya.
Ya, aku tahu. Indah sekali.
Sayang. Ibu tahu, tapi jangan taruh permen karet di rambut adikmu.
Ibu tak peduli jika dia coba menaruhnya di hidungmu lebih dulu.
Apa kabar, YouTube? Ini temanmu!
Coba lihat rumah baruku.
Aku anggota dewan perumahan.
- Cut! - Cut!
SUTRADARA
- Cut! - Cut!
Kembali ke awal.
Pokoknya, kau tahu... Lebih halus.
Permisi sebentar. Itu tadi sempurna.
Aku perlu lebih cepat dan merusak.
Mengerti? Bagus.
Tidak sesulit itu!
Kau pasti menyukainya.
Balikpapan, 28 Agustus 2018
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Good afternoon, Miss Ocean.
Hi.
As you know, parole is a privilege.
And one of the restrictions on any parolee,
is to avoid the company of any person who has a criminal record of any kind.
That would include most of your extended family.
Yeah, that's obviously not something I'm proud of.
Would this pose an impossible challenge for you?
No. No.
I don't want that life. I never wanted that life.
My brother, um...
May he rest in peace,
was a criminal.
I loved him, but he was a conman.
It was in his blood.
- And it's not in your blood? - No.
No, sir.
I fell for the wrong person.
It was a mistake.
But it happened.
And if I were to be released, I would, um...
Sorry.
Wow, just saying that...
If I were to be released,
I would just want the simple life.
I just wanna hold down a job,
make some friends,
go for a walk after work in the fresh air
and pay my bills.
Simple life?
Nice one.
- Heard about that? - Who didn't?
I had five years to rehearse it.
- Here's your stuff. - Thank you.
Nice watch.
- It's my brother's. - Left it to you?
I stole it.
It's fine, Dina. He stole it, too.
So we're still gonna get a regular shipment next week.
You take your cut, plus a few extra cartons, okay?
I want you to trade 'em, not smoke 'em.
So where you going?
Well, I have 45 bucks, Dina.
I can go anywhere I want.
Hi, I'd like to return these.
Oh, of course. Do you have your receipt?
No, but they're unopened. They haven't been touched.
I really need your receipt.
They are sealed. They are brand new.
Do you have the credit card that you used?
This is ridiculous! I bought these last week.
Ma'am, you can try client services on the sixth floor.
You know what? Never mind. I'll just keep 'em.
Jesus.
Can I at least get a bag?
Sure.
Thank you.
Hi. I'm checking out of room 2814. Gary Randall.
- Did you have a pleasant stay? - Terrific.
My name is Monica.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Or arrange transportation?
I think we're all set.
Hi, this is Mrs. Randall.
We just checked out of room 2814.
May I speak with Monica, please?
- This is she. - Hi, Monica.
- Hi. - Hi.
Uh, we just found out our flight was canceled.
- Oh, no! - I know, I know.
And instead of staying in some horrible airport hotel,
we were hoping that maybe we could get our original room back?
Yeah, we can give you that same room back.
That would be amazing! Thank you so much!
Um, we're just gonna go grab a bite.
Would it be possible to get the maid in there now?
Yes, absolutely.
Perfect. We really appreciate it.
It's not a problem.
Thank you so much. We'll see you soon.
Hi.
I'm so sorry. Can you finish up later?
I just have to get off my feet.
- Of course. - Thank you so much.
- Have a great day. - You, too!
Bye-bye.
And he did not move in!
And he wants his money back.
And he gets his money back.
If you said no, does that mean you didn't take the money?
What crate are you on?
15.
Listen.
You think I like you? You think I believe you?
You think I trust anything that you're saying?
The answer is absolutely not.
Guys, it's 9:30.
It's too much. It's too much.
It's three fingers from the top.
Not one, it's three.
It's a rerun, April.
She slept with her cousin, crashed the car.
The baby's not his.
What's that taste like?
Vodka.
Vodka. Exactly. But I don't want vodka.
I want vodka and water.
- And do you wanna know why? - Uh, sure.
'Cause when you're drunk, it tastes like vodka.
- Right. - Right.
I don't care!
Oh, missed you, too.
You better be in there.
I know you're there, Reuben.
You can come on out.
I was just paying my respects.
From around the corner?
What are you doing here?
They thought I'd be the best one to talk to you.
Hmm. Gotta go.
He didn't want you to do this, Deborah.
Do what?
Whatever it is he wouldn't tell us you're gonna do.
- Look, Deb. - Mmm.
Sometimes, just knowing the job will work
is satisfaction enough.
You don't actually gotta do it.
What else did he say?
- He said it was brilliant. - Oh, okay.
And that you would probably end up back in prison.
I'm not gonna end up back in prison.
Okay?
I gotta go.
Be careful.
You're looking sharp.
- Mmm! - Hey, hey! Take it easy.
Been in the slammer.
Oh, I just thought you changed your number.
Did you get the credit line?
- Not yet. - Why not?
Because I don't know what it's for.
Oh, my God!
Don't do that.
Do what?
That would be my "I've just been in jail for five years,
"and my partner lets me down" face.
Hey, I'm not your partner. Yet.
This is nice.
Chain-link, barb wire.
Brought you something.
Can I exchange something you stole?
Well, if you're gonna have a problem with stealing,
you're not gonna like the rest of this conversation.
- What, we're gonna shoplift? - Maybe.
No. See, this is what you do.
You make me guess and then, I'm interested.
- Okay. - And then you think because
I'm interested, that I wanna do it.
Don't you wanna do things you're interested in?
I'm interested in brain surgery.
Well, we know that's not gonna happen.
Whatever. You don't wanna tell me...
It's jewels.
Spectacular, great, big, blingy, big old Liz Taylor jewels,
that are locked in a vault 50 feet underground.
How do we get them out of the vault?
They're gonna bring 'em to us.
Oh, bugger!
Nice place.
Try heating it.
There's a room for you upstairs.
Your stuff's upstairs, too.
You know, I borrowed some shit.
Figured you weren't using it.
So, is this your gallery?
- Yeah, one of them. - Hmm.
Where are the others?
Well, I'm opening one in London.
Got plans for another one in Tokyo.
We're talking about LA, but I'm not sure that makes sense.
It's all a bit derivative out there, you know?
So this is the only one that exists?
Well... Physically.
Excuse me one second.
Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, my God.
I was meaning to call you.
Jesus, it's great to see you. You look...
Recently incarcerated?
Wonderful. You look wonderful.
Do you know what a shiv is?
Okay, stop. Just stop.
Oh, such a nice face.
You know, inside,
you're what we call a pretty girl.
- I'll call the police. - Okay.
Do you know what we do with snitches?
- He saw you? - Oh, yeah.
Why would you do something like that?
Closure?
Bullshit!
Jesus!
So did you...
No.
Just a little button.
So at first, I thought banks. 'Cause you know...
That's where they have money?
Exactly. But that's kind of boring.
So then I thought ten banks.
Then I realized that would be maybe coming from an angry place so...
Good you realized that.
Yes. Then I couldn't even hear myself think.
You know, five women in one cell.
So I got myself thrown in solitary
for a little peace and quiet,
and that's where I finally came up with it.
- It's still a museum. - So?
So, it's not like robbing a liquor store.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Ukrainian.
I said, "We're not robbing a museum."
We're robbing someone in a museum.
In a museum.
Yeah, you mentioned.
Look.
- Even if this was possible... - It is possible.
Even if it was, we'd need, like,
20 people and half a million dollars.
Seven.
Seven million?
Seven people and 20 grand.
Why do you need to do this?
Because it's what I'm good at.
Uh, yeah.
You know what?
I have run this thing a thousand times.
Every time I got caught, I fixed it.
And in three years, I wasn't getting caught anymore.
By the time I was paroled, it was running like clockwork.
Perfectly.
And you were there with me, every step of the way.
Oh, honey, is this a proposal?
Baby, I don't have a diamond yet.
Come on. Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life watering down well vodka?
Because it's really kind of a waste.
Come on. Take a bite.
Just take a bite.
- You're really irritating. - Open.
That's good.
Very good.
So each year they host the biggest party in the world.
And they always get a huge celebrity to host.
This year, it's Daphne Kluger.
Wow!
Yeah. But she's not our mark.
So who's the mark?
All right, who wants to go first?
Yes.
Do you know who you're wearing?
La Perla. It's black.
No, I mean who's dressing you?
I don't really know yet.
The designer.
I don't know yet.
But as soon as I do,
you'll be the very first person that I tell.
Uh, next question?
All right, we need a designer.
Exactly!
Now a lot of these we could target.
But Anna won't approve them,
and Anna has to approve everything.
I know.
There's a few less-established choices, but they're not gonna give us the juice we need.
So...
Rose Weil. Why do I know that name?
Well, she was big, in the '90s.
Oh, God, all the Edwardian collars and the ruffles.
Travesty. But Anna still likes her.
They do Easter together every year in Kent.
- Brits? - Irish.
And she owes the IRS $5 million.
It's bad.
There's a lien on her assets,
they've impounded her passport.
The bank seized her townhouse.
She sounds amazing.
Yeah.
I think we got lucky.
She gambled everything on this.
This is a flight to nowhere without any peanuts.
Self-financed. Credit from an Omaha bank.
Those guys over there?
The only ones who'll still loan her money.
They look a little worried.
Yeah, who can blame them? This is a train wreck.
Congratulations.
Who are you?
Big fans.
- Very big. - Oh.
- That was... - Just...
Gorgeous.
No, it wasn't.
It was a disaster.
I think you're being kind of hard on yourself.
Very.
Did you read this?
It's by a blogger.
"Rose Weil.
"Her new collection is like taking a tour of your grandmother's closet."
"Just as dated, and just as musty.
"The Eskimo shove their elders out on an ice floe.
"Just saying."
That's very cruel.
But it doesn't make it true.
How did I get here?
You spent $18 million in two years
and had two houseboats on the Seine.
I'm old.
Hey, you're not old.
I'm old, and I'm going to prison.
Then I'm going to be really, really poor.
Not necessarily.
What if we could make all this go away?
Even get your passport back.
How?
Dress Daphne Kluger for the Met Ball.
Are you mad?
No, hang on a minute.
Are you journalists?
- Absolutely not. - God, no.
- Hmm. She seems sort of tense. - Can be.
Good body. Good boobs. Huge features.
Eyes like Bambi.
Yeah. She can take quite a lot.
Maybe we could give her... Maybe...
Maybe we could give her this.
God, no. Not chic. We can do better than that.
It's called the Toussaint.
Named for Jeanne Toussaint,
Cartier's director of jewelry from '33 to '68.
It's over six pounds of diamonds.
Right.
After she died, they sold it back to Cartier,
and they've kept it in their vault ever since.
- They've never let it out. - Mmm-hmm.
So then, how are we gonna get it out?
Well, they might let it out for her.
The theme of this year's ball is European royalty...
...of which the crown jewels are a featured element.
So, if you were to insist on the Toussaint
on behalf of Daphne Kluger...
Must be worth quite a lot.
Yeah.
- These are all Russians. - They're hackers.
Are there no hackers who aren't Russian?
No, there's barely any Russians who aren't hackers.
- Just keep looking, please. - Sure.
Okay.
Sorry about Danny.
Sorry about your pops.
So, what are you doing here?
I might have something for you.
A job.
You wanna run some stuff through the store?
No, thank you.
A little more than that.
How long would it take you to make seven pieces of jewelry,
if the stones were already cut?
Probably five or six hours.
How long if I told you didn't have to live with your mother anymore?
Less.
I'm never taking the F-train again.
She's in.
She is in where?
This what you talking about? Bunch of vases.
Yeah, that's the Egyptian wing.
She's in the Met?
Security cameras.
There's a lot of 'em.
My name's Debbie.
- Nine Ball. - What's your real name?
Eight Ball.
We use real names around here.
Could I talk to you for a minute?
I asked you to get me a hacker.
She is one of the best hackers on the East Coast.
- Oh, I'm honored... - She has other clients.
They don't know her real name either.
I'm sorry, "other clients"?
- Now? - Yeah.
Did you tell her what her cut was?
- Of course. - And?
Look. She's smoking!
So, Nine Ball.
Uh, do I call you Nine Ball? Nine...
Or Baller.
Baller? Okay. Okay.
You know your footprint is a disaster, right?
- I'm sorry, what? - Your footprint.
- My footprint? - Yes, ma'am.
If you're planning to steal shit,
you definitely got to clean this up,
'cause right now, my little sister could hack you.
Oh, right. 'Cause we had this guy...
Gotcha.
We'll clean that up.
- Can I ask where we're going? - You'll see in a minute.
Right, we're going to meet
- Doris Kluger... - Daphne.
- Someone even more famous.
Someone who makes Daphne Kluger jealous.
Jealous?
In a minute, we're gonna stand up.
She's gonna sit down.
You'll recognize her. Just be cool.
- Aloof. - But kind.
- But not too kind. - Yeah.
You're sweating.
- Yeah, look, I sweat. - Don't.
On her left hand is a tattoo.
I want you to take it, admire it,
but make physical contact, and that's when we'll get it.
"It"? What's "it"?
Hi. Wow.
Oh, I know you!
Yes, I know you. I've seen you. I've seen you in things.
Yeah.
- No, you're good. - Oh, thank you.
- You're really good. Yeah. - Thank you.
Well, I just really wanted to say, "Thank you."
Thank you?
For helping us with the feline rescue project.
Penelope Stern?
Is she even old enough to go to the Met Ball?
Apparently.
Who cares who's dressing her anyway?
Uh, I think Page Six.
I never met with Rose Weil. You said I met with everybody.
- You said she was a relic. - I meant iconic.
Do you want me to set up a meeting?
- Yes! - Okay.
I watched one of her films last night.
She's actually really good.
Whatever you do, don't fawn.
Just ignore her.
Indifference, it's an aphrodisiac.
Very little eye contact.
Rose.
- Daphne. Miss Kluger. - Finally.
So, thank you so much for meeting me so last minute.
I am such an admirer of yours. I have so many of your pieces.
- Really? - Yeah.
So, this search... It has not been easy.
And everything we've seen,
you know, it's been great.
But it's been tired and you seem different.
You know, like you're immune to judgment.
Like you're above all that.
I'm sorry, what?
What is going on?
Oh, sorry.
Um, what were you saying?
I'm trying to hire you for the Met Ball.
Great. Thank you. My honor.
Flattered.
Wait till you see.
This girl has some of the best hands I've ever seen.
Is this one sane?
Hundred percent.
All right, here's how we're playing.
Red is money, okay?
Really? Three-card Monte?
Follow the Queen, live your dream.
But don't sleep. Don't sleep.
'Cause she might disappear, you saw that?
It's lit, right?
She came back, though. She likes you.
All right, let's hit it. And we're following the Queen.
Is this our only choice?
The turnover in pickpockets is huge.
Where she at? Where that bitch at?
Where she at?
That one.
Wanna call a lifeline on that one?
No. That one.
All right. That one is mine.
Come on, there's no hard feelings.
And you're a real one, you know? You know what I mean?
Yeah, come back any time.
- Not bad. - Yeah. I thought so.
Turkey and provolone, please.
So, I'm lifting one necklace.
It's a very nice necklace.
Uh, lettuce and tomato.
- And this is legit, the money? - Hundred percent.
- Okay, I'm in. - Great.
Uh, can I get my watch back, please?
Thank you. And hers as well.
No, I...
- Sorry. - It's okay.
Who do we have, who do we have?
- What about Ivy? - No, still in jail.
- Really? - What about him?
- Well, he's a him. - So?
Don't want a him.
Because it's a him or because it's a "him"?
No, he's not a "him."
- I barely know the guy. - What's wrong with a him?
A him gets noticed, a her gets ignored,
and for once, we wanna be ignored.
What about Tammy?
Hey, buddy,
can you do me a favor? Can you take that outside?
Debbie, I am with my family.
- I told you... - I'm outside.
- What? - I'm in your garage.
Deb?
Deb, what are you doing here? I thought you were in jail.
Mmm. I got out.
Look at all this. Thought you retired?
I did.
Not as exciting as hijacking trucks
that are smuggling dishwashers from Canada, right?
Yeah, well, I don't do that anymore.
But you were so very good at it.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
So these are all for personal use, right?
- What do you want? - Just wanna reconnect.
Oh, yeah?
Reconnect?
You're not bored out here, are you, Tam-Tam?
No, I'm not bored out here at all.
- Good, good. - No.
- Why would you ask that? - Because I need a fence.
Well, I told you I don't do that anymore. I'm out.
- It's a big job. - I don't care.
Do you want me to tell you how big a job it is?
No. No, I really don't.
I think I'm gonna tell you how big the job is.
- Are you kidding? - No.
- Mommy, when's dinner ready? - Shit!
Uh, sweetheart, I will be right there.
I'm so sorry. Mommy will be right there.
But I'm hungry!
I know, sweetheart, I promise, I will be right there.
- Thanks a lot. - She sounds sweet.
How do you explain all this to your husband?
eBay.
Okay, everybody. Let's get started.
We would like to present to you all with a hypothetical situation.
- How hypothetical? - Not very, unless we screw up.
$16.5 million in each of your bank accounts,
five weeks from now.
In three and a half weeks,
the Met will be hosting its annual ball,
celebrating its new costume exhibit, and we are going to rob it.
Not the ball itself,
but a very important set of diamonds that will be attending the ball.
On the neck of Daphne Kluger.
Who Rose will be dressing.
- The Toussaint? - Very good.
Once Daphne is inadvertently onboard,
we can then get the necklace out of the Cartier vault,
hack the Met security system, thank you, Nine Ball,
and infiltrate the Gala,
considered to be one of the most exclusive...
The most exclusive.
The most exclusive party invitation in America.
So go home, get your affairs in order,
because tomorrow, we begin pulling off
one of the biggest jewelry heists in history.
- Where are you going? - I'm going to the big city.
- How long? - Uh, not too long, I promise.
I'll be back before you know it.
What are you gonna do?
I am going to help my friend Debbie with her job.
What kind of job?
- It's complicated. - Can I come with you?
No, sweetie, this is Mommy's very special work trip.
It is my account, it is my money,
and the only reason I can't access it
is because I cannot remember the make and model
of my second cousin's first car.
So if you could just...
I don't wanna make a withdrawal,
I would like to make a deposit.
Yes, I...
Hey, can I...
Exactly, yes. Yes, I'll hold. What's up?
Oh, hey, I was wondering if I can get a MetroCard,
'cause I'm skateboarding in from Queens every day.
Can I get a MetroCard?
I don't have a MetroCard.
You don't have a MetroCard?
I don't have a MetroCard.
What are you, a tourist?
You're fascinating.
You're gonna just throw me one dub for a MetroCard? That's it?
How about this? We steal $50 million,
I'll buy everybody MetroCards. How's that?
Okay.
Is that your brother?
He's hot.
You sure he's dead or...
No.
Yes, sweetie, Mommy is in her new job now.
Charlie, will you do me a favor?
Can you put that right there?
What, sweetheart?
Um, uh, well...
Mommy finds very special toys,
and then she finds new homes for them.
Yes, exactly like your turtle. That is exactly right.
Thank you so much, Charlie, thank you.
Sweetheart, I have to go.
I just got a brand new toy for Debbie,
and I can't wait to play with it.
Zirconium.
- I like it. - Yeah, I bet you do.
Unhand the man.
Thank you very much.
Here are your very special glasses.
If Rose can pull this off, and that is a very big "if",
these glasses will scan the real necklace
and send a digital print back to us here.
Once we have that, this thing will print
a replica of the necklace in zirconium.
- Where is it? - These are not the Toussaint.
We thought you might want to see these first.
Right. What for?
There are certain logistical problems with that necklace.
We wouldn't even know how to insure it.
All right.
"We were very clear on the phone."
Yes. We were very clear on the phone.
We are only interested in the Toussaint.
Yeah.
Well, then, that would have to be a much longer discussion.
That necklace is valued at over $150 million.
Well, I'm not really a numbers person.
It would require its own security team,
a new insurance policy.
I'm sure you'll work out all those details.
Oh, it's not that simple.
I'm afraid the answer is no.
No?
No.
Look, can I be frank?
I have always loved Cartier.
I think, historically, this has been the most significant house in the world.
But there is whole generation out there
who mispronounce your name.
French can be difficult.
Oui.
Stop it. Stop,
- that doesn't help. Stop. - Okay, all right. All right.
We're too far underground. Can't get a signal.
Very secure down here, huh?
Five feet of solid concrete.
You said you wanted to see it in the light.
You wanted to see the necklace in the light.
Right!
This is light.
No, no, no, she means real light. Natural light, yes.
The red carpet happens while the sun is still out.
Yes, no,
- I'm afraid that's vital. - It's vital.
Mmm. No, I must have the sun.
She must have the sun.
How is this light, Ms. Weil?
Yes, I think, yes, we have the sun.
Much better.
- There it is! - All right.
Hello, sexy.
Come on, come on.
Ms. Weil. Is she okay?
She's fine.
She needs to take it in.
This is her process.
It looks really good.
- It's so clear. - Yeah.
Come on.
No, okay. You gotta...
No. Yep.
If you are done, Ms. Weil...
...we'd like to...
...return this to the vault.
Ms. Weil?
Ms. Weil.
Yes!
I'm done.
Sweet.
Oh, my God!
- Well? - I don't know.
Well, you don't know because this is only a muslin.
It's going to be pink, for a start.
I know it's going to be pink, but I don't know.
Yeah, I feel like it's the waist.
I feel, like, it's just... And then the bottom.
I don't know about the bottom.
We can definitely change the hem.
- It's the necklace. - Oh, no.
- It's not the necklace. - It is the necklace.
It's just messy.
No, no, no, it's not messy.
It's messy 'cause it's safety pins.
No, you must remember the diamonds.
It's gonna be diamonds.
I just feel like I look huge.
Hey, Daphne, come here. Come here. Come here.
Listen, deep breath... Deep breath.
Listen, look.
You've got one of the greatest necks in the world.
In fact, you've got the only neck that could carry this necklace off.
With your neck, this necklace...
You are gonna walk into that Met Gala,
and you are gonna light up the sky.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
If you like him, you go right,
and if you don't...
- I go left. - Yeah, you go left.
- So... - Okay, that sounds easy.
- So do you like him? - Ooh. I like him a lot.
Okay, why?
He looks kind.
I'm gonna swipe right.
- Okay. All right. - Oh, my God!
So does that mean...
He liked you back! He likes you, too!
What happens now? What happens now?
- So you can message him. - Okay.
And you can say, maybe, like, the eggplant emoji,
or maybe the girl that does this.
Excuse me.
Can you help me with something?
I think I'm a little lost.
Of course, ma'am.
I feel like I'm going in circles.
I came from Egypt back there,
and I'm trying to get to Oceana.
It's a little confusing.
You can go down the stairs to your right,
or you can go back where you came from,
- right down there. - Okay.
It might take a little bit longer.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Here's one for your morning commute.
Last night, political artist Banksy
made a surprise contribution to the Met.
Our founding mothers appeared at the Met last night.
Traffic at 15 after the hour.
Your news, all the time.
This is a major security breach.
How is this even possible?
He did it at the Tate, too.
So you're saying
the system your company designed for our museum
does nothing to prevent someone like Banksy...
Sir, we're a little more focused
on keeping things in than keeping things out.
Hey! How about an "Excuse me"?
Correct me if I'm wrong.
You and your company are responsible
for monitoring and safeguarding...
Hey, want me to get the trash?
What? No.
You sure? 'Cause you got a lot here, buddy.
Fine. Just hurry it up.
The museum's agreement with your father's company is very...
- Generous. - Specific.
Have a nice night.
The board expects McCallister Security
to live up to the letter of that agreement.
We'll do a full audit of the system
and update any part of it that needs to be changed.
What does that mean?
- We'll go in and fix it. - When?
Immediately.
So, now that we've gotten them
to make changes to their system,
we can make changes, too, and not be detected.
Can you pull up the cameras?
They've got every inch of this place covered.
But here is not where we're gonna hit it.
We are gonna do it in a spot they don't even care about.
Nine Ball.
Now it's a New York State law
that no cameras can be mounted in a public bathroom.
Apparently, it's a privacy violation.
Unless you're into that.
And once we get the Toussaint,
we are gonna have to get it out of there without being detected,
and they're gonna go over their security footage with a fine-tooth comb,
and anyone seen exiting that bathroom is gonna be a suspect.
So...
So we get a mule.
Somebody else is gonna move it for us.
How much space do you need outside that bathroom to plant it on somebody?
I don't know. Nine feet?
And how long is it gonna take us to build a nine-foot blind spot?
Moving a camera?
Bit by bit, 10, 12 days.
Great.
How long did it take you to figure all this out?
Five years, eight months, and 12 days.
Give or take.
Cartier has hired the best private security in the world.
Guillermo DeVita led the pope's security for 10 years.
And as you know, they've never lost a pope.
Yuri Eshel, former Mossad
and IDF Special Forces, elite commando unit.
I'm pretty sure they're assassins.
- Well, it's a nice necklace. - Yeah.
So you can go ahead and just add them to your list.
- What list? - That list.
It's not a list.
Okay. Who is he?
Hey, boo.
Oh, Paul.
You poor thing.
Look at that.
We don't even know if it is Banksy.
It could be an imitator.
That's all you got?
Sweet!
Good afternoon. Vogue.
Thank you for coming in so last minute.
Oh, of course. Thank you for having me.
I guess you heard, we lost one of our coordinators.
Yes, and that sounded awful.
Chiggers.
I know.
- What are those anyway? - It's like a mite, I think.
It burrows into the skin and lays its eggs inside.
And then they hatch and they dig their way out.
Apparently, it can last for weeks.
- Well, you certainly seem qualified. - Thank you.
Maybe overqualified.
Well, how can anyone be overqualified?
This is the Met Gala after all.
Gala. Met Gala.
- It's Gala. - Gala.
Is it Gala?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Roger Federer again
one game away from another championship.
The love for Federer in this place is just incredible.
Anna.
Uh, yeah?
You have that interview for the Met staff position.
- Do it, do it. - Okay.
You cannot be serious!
A backhand down-the-line win!
We're really short on desk space,
so you'll be down here.
This way.
- Okay, so here is your desk. - Thank you.
And Christina will get you started.
Great. Thank you so much.
- Have a good day! - Thanks!
- Excuse me. - Yes?
Was that the bathroom that we passed?
Oh, yes, just down the hall.
Thank you.
This is unbelievable.
That's Leo?
Leo-Leo?
There's only one Leo.
Oh, my God! Taylor Swift!
You're so white!
Can't we just go to this? Do we have to steal stuff?
Yes!
- Where is she? - Table four, 10:00.
Straightest shot to the bathroom without putting her in Siberia.
There's a blank spot next to her.
It's for her date.
Who's her date?
I don't know.
- Hi. - Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I've got the final guest list for the Chairman's Dinner.
Oh, great.
You have all their arrival times?
All their arrival times,
including a few additional names at the bottom.
Claude Becker?
His publicist was into it. I barely had to ask.
Hello.
They put me next to you.
Oh, lucky me.
Hello.
Claude Becker.
Daphne Kluger.
The ego has landed.
How did you ever fall for this schmuck?
Seriously?
Lou and I were going through a rough patch,
and I really wanted a big score of my own.
So he roped you in?
Mmm. Not really.
What, told you the truth?
Only way to con a con, right?
B1.
Lou and I were rigging Bingo
and running cheap cons at Roulette.
Lucky if we made $1,000 a night.
- Bingo! - Bingo call.
So a friend of mine set me up with this art dealer
and we worked out a simple little hustle.
- Claude Becker? - Right through there.
Thank you.
Hi. I'm Debbie.
Claude Becker.
When somebody got interested in a piece,
I'd pose as another buyer and drive up the price.
Money was good and he was great in the kitchen.
Oh, my God, it's so good.
One day
he asked me to pose as the seller, not the buyer.
What did you do?
Well...
One signature, half a million dollars.
He said it was simple.
I'd hand them the documents, and they'd slide me a check.
The whole thing would take a couple minutes, tops.
Sorry we're late.
- Not at all. - It's okay.
- Very nice to meet you. - It's a pleasure.
- It's a beautiful piece. - Oh, we just love it!
He was right. It all happened very quickly.
You have a right to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney...
It wasn't my painting. She brought the picture to me.
She had documentation, signatures.
And you two were dating?
What?
Not saying a word.
Are you sure?
'Cause he's not being quite as tight-lipped as you are.
Are these your signatures?
Yeah, I will testify.
I was defrauded too, right?
I'll be right outside.
Hey!
We need to talk.
You better tell me this is not what I think this is.
What?
Claude Becker.
I didn't do that.
I'm not a croupier, okay?
Or a tourist with a bucket of quarters.
Don't con me.
You do not run a job in a job!
It's not going to matter.
We are going to get caught.
Stop it. We're not.
Why do you do this?
Why can't you just do a job?
Why does there always have to be an asterisk?
You frame him, I walk.
Stop.
This is just like last time.
Lou. Lou!
Lou.
He sent me to jail!
You have no idea what that's like.
Yeah, well, he's gonna do it again.
No, he's not.
He's not.
Good. Switching cameras.
Walking towards the bathroom.
Okay, in the blind spot.
I'm gonna keep walking.
Nothin'.
Okay, you're right there.
12 feet. Nice job!
Thank you, Nine Ball.
That easy. Don't mention it.
What's hard?
- Hey. - Oh, hi!
Sorry, listen, I know this really isn't any of my business...
No, go ahead.
It's just a little red flag here.
But this caterer doesn't have a nutritional specialist.
- Okay. - And we're running
at 20% special meals.
Vegan, gluten-free, low sodium, lactose.
I had a client get sued.
- Really? - Yeah.
I don't think we should wing any of this stuff.
I think we are short a staff person.
We need a nutritionist.
- I do know someone. - You do?
Yeah, and she's great.
She just moved here from Australia.
Yes.
Okay. Go.
Vendor, hallway, hallway. Past the auditorium.
Hallway, hallway, hallway, entry.
Hi, hi! I'm so sorry I'm late. Traffic was horrible.
Okay...
- Amita. - Thank you.
Constance.
Nine Ball.
And Lou.
And Rose.
Thank you.
- And Debbie. - Thank you.
Hi, I'm Daphne Kluger,
and this is your sneak peek of this year's Costume Institute.
This is Dolce and that's Galliano for Dior.
- And that is McQueen. - Wow.
And who's dressing you tomorrow?
Rose Weil.
- Interesting. - I know.
I kind of thought it was an unexpected choice.
What's this over here?
So these are the crown jewels from eight royal families of Europe.
Which is probably why there's a moat.
- So we can't go over there? - No. God, no.
I wish we could. Anyway...
Uh, they are on loan to us from Dmitri
Very-Long-Russian-Last-Name that I can't pronounce.
We hear those aren't the only jewels that'll be on display.
- Who told you? - I have sources.
Well, since the cat's already out of the bag...
Yes, I will be wearing a necklace that Cartier has decided to loan me.
It's called the Toussaint, and it has been in a vault for 50 years.
And I'm just a little excited.
- Have you tried it on already? - Maybe.
- How many carats is it? - Enough.
Hey.
Lipstick. What do you think?
Pink. Um, yeah. Barbie.
In a good way.
Thank you.
- It's here. - Right. Finally. Great.
All right.
- Oh, you haven't seen it. - No.
- Hello. - Hello.
That's a big box.
All right.
Holy crap!
Should we, uh...
Let's try it on. See if it fits.
Okay.
- Can I, uh... - Sure.
Wow. That's heavy.
Really heavy.
Come to mama.
All right. It might be a little...
Just a tad cold. Right.
All right. Okay.
- Oh, wow. - Let me see. Right.
That goes in.
Look at you.
Yep. There.
It fits.
All right.
It fits.
Right, okay.
We can get it off, and then we can try the frock.
- Okay. - Um... Hang on.
Sorry, you cannot do it. I have to do it.
It requires a special magnet.
- What? - Cool.
- Uh, special magnet? - Yes.
That's cool.
That's brilliant. Brilliant.
Amazing.
Can I just see that again, out of interest?
- Sure. - Thanks.
That's amazing.
Great. Let me just see. So how does it work?
Hilda Schneider, fashion reporter, Der Spiegel.
No.
- Hilda Schneider, diplomatic attache? - No.
- Lufthansa asset? - Lufthansa.
Problem.
- With? - From Rose.
Oh, God.
Come on!
Oh, my God, that is amazing.
And you can only do it with a magnet?
- Only the magnet. - Let me just see...
Stop. Play it again.
Oh, my God, that is amazing.
And you can only do it with a magnet?
- Only the magnet. - Zoom in a little bit.
What, Leslie? I'm busy.
Leslie?
Hey, sis, we're in a bit of a jam right now,
and I need your help.
So it seems like they used poly-magnets and a spring.
It gives you attraction and repulsion
in the same axis, you know?
- Not really. - Well, they're drawn together.
But don't touch, until you rotate it,
and then they lock.
It's real dope. I'll go get you a positive
and a negative pole in a loop. That oughta work fine.
You're a little genius, sis. Thank you.
Really? She fixed it?
Really? You just asked me that?
Okay, you guys. Sound check.
- Nine Ball. - Check.
- Debbie. - Check.
- Constance. - Yeah.
- Amita. - Yep.
- Lou. - Check.
That shit was hectic. Got chased by a cop!
Okay, so this is my sister, everyone, Veronica.
Check this out. Crazy.
Tight. All right. I owe you one, you little shit.
Just get me a new ID.
Go home.
What do your parents do?
Okay, we are up. Is everybody on?
Yes.
All right, ladies. Half an hour.
Countdown starting now.
Okay. First. No need to be nervous.
The food is better on the inside than most people think
and even solitary can be kind of peaceful.
I just wanna say, thank you.
The last three weeks have been amazing for me,
and we've all worked very hard for this moment.
So whatever happens tonight,
I want you to remember one thing,
you are not doing this for me.
You are not doing this for you.
Somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl
lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal.
Let's do this for her.
Do not engage in informal conversation with the guests, please.
Do not have your cell phone on you.
Please make sure your cell phone is turned in
to security prior to the start of the event.
Very important.
Do not slouch, cross your arms,
put your hands in your pockets.
I know it's gonna be a long night.
I know you're gonna get tired.
- Hello. - Hello. How are you?
Edward, so good to see you. Claude Becker.
- Pleasure. - And, of course, Rose Weil.
- You two know each other? - Yes.
My dear, is that the Toussaint?
I'd say you look like a million bucks,
but it's more like 100 million.
Thank you, it's a 150 million actually.
What inspired you for tonight's look?
Her.
Unreal. So what makes this such a fun night?
I mean, you never know who you're gonna see.
It's stars from all over the planet.
Meeting actors, people in the fashion industry.
So coming up next, we have Serena Williams.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
So you've conquered the court, you've conquered motherhood...
- I'm trying. - I mean, you are succeeding.
Sorry, we're a little backed up today. Your name?
Uh, Hilda Schneider.
Oh, here it is. Have a good night.
Here, Heidi! Heidi!
Yes. Ready for tonight?
- Hi, how are you? - Nice to see you! Fantastic.
Ready to sit.
- Hot sauce? - Hot sauce.
- You good? - Yeah. I'll see you soon?
Hey, no, we're closed.
We're closed.
Come on, dude. It's right there.
Yeah, I got her.
Yeah, I see her.
We're a go.
Hi, everybody.
- Hi. - How are you?
Hi. Good to see you.
It's so good to see you. You look amazing.
- You too. Cheers. - Oh, yeah, cheers.
No, no, these are real.
Thank you very much. So kind of you.
Okay, counting down.
Three, two, one.
Need a gluten-free
and a broiled fish for Table Eight.
Where's the vegan for Table Four?
Over here.
Go, go, go.
Oh, God!
I'm so hungry.
Mmm. I haven't eaten anything in three days.
I'm sorry.
Am I being rude?
She's in deep.
Maybe half a bowl.
So, you're supposed to curtsy.
They actually have a guy there to teach you how to curtsy.
Yes, that's true.
Anyway, I go in, I'm doing this little knee bend.
And the Queen glares at me and says, "That's not a curtsy."
- Really? - So now, I am in a curtsy standoff
with the Queen of England.
And...
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Do you need to go to the bathroom?
- No! I'm fine. - Are you sure?
I'm at this curtsy standoff with Queen...
- And she's... - Are you okay?
I'm fine. Just give me one second,
hold on. I just need to get this...
You all right?
Game on!
Excuse me, we need to...
That's good.
Okay, you're right on the edge of the blind spot.
Hey, you all right?
You good? Oh, you poor thing.
It's okay. You'll be okay. Breathe, breathe...
Breathe... Breathe...
Breathe.
Okay, ten seconds.
Here we go.
Hey, come here.
This can't be here. You need to get this into the kitchen right away.
- No problem. - Okay, go. Go, go.
Coming at you, Deb.
Okay, here he comes.
Okay, my mule is out.
All my ladies still in the dark.
- Dude. Dude. - Yo.
- You have it? - Have what?
Oh, I smoked it.
What do you mean, "smoked it"?
You know, Josh asked, and he was like, "Hey, do you have..."
Guys, where is he? What's wrong?
What's happening?
Stalled in the hallway. Chitchattin'.
Tammy, you got to get him moving now.
I'm putting the soup down, I'm like...
Hey! Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?
You're not getting paid to talk.
- Let's go, come on. - Yeah, sorry.
Here, I'll take those. I'll take those.
Thanks.
Bathroom break. Bathroom break!
That was intense.
What?
I don't know. It could've fallen off in there.
It could've fallen off back there. I'm not sure.
I was just barfing my guts out.
I was back at the table the whole time.
Seal the exits.
What? No. Do we have to make
such a big deal about this? Come on.
- You better lock it up. - Oh, come on!
- We need to clear the room. - You can't do that.
We need to do a full sweep.
We can't.
Do you know who's here?
You just lost $150 million.
What would you do if it was a Rembrandt missing, hmm?
Dinner will resume shortly, I promise!
Thank you so much for your understanding.
Just walk towards the stairs.
Sealin' the exits.
Gentlemen, we're working in teams of two.
We start at the perimeter and work our way in.
Once you've been scanned, please go directly to the exit.
There will be someone there that will show you where to go.
Do you know what's going on here?
An item seems to have been lost.
They're looking for it now.
- Do you know what they lost? - Diamonds.
Lots of diamonds.
Diamonds? Really? We're waiting around for diamonds?
Sir, I really just need to go to the bathroom.
Okay, shit's blowing up.
Police coming, Cartier coming.
A bunch of news people coming.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're doing it.
They're about halfway through.
Was there anything you did or anyone you talked to
between your table and the bathroom?
I was rather preoccupied at the time, in case you didn't notice.
Amita, there's a guy in the kitchen.
Just give it a few more minutes.
We don't have a few minutes.
Oh, shit!
He's right there.
Tammy, how close? Where are you now?
By the moat.
Tammy, pull it out of the water.
Just plant it in the water! Just pull it out, right now!
Found it!
It was in the water. It must have fallen off while you were running.
May I?
We got it back.
Okay. I'll come back down.
Constance, you good.
Whoa, sick!
Uh-uh. There's glue, there's glue!
Feeling better?
I do now.
Couple scotches, please.
Dear God!
Thank you.
Very nice.
First of all,
I'm not a member of law enforcement.
I work with the insurance carrier.
Which means I'm either looking for fraud
or I'm looking for the real necklace.
Beyond that, I couldn't care less.
I'm afraid you won't find either here.
We'll see about that, Monsieur...
- Monsieur? - Delarue-Broussard.
Okay.
Lawrence, when did you last see
what you believe to be the authentic item?
When it left here for the Met Gala.
When did you know this was a fake?
The moment it was returned.
And you two.
You had your eyes on the necklace the entire evening?
Apart from when Miss Kluger had her
unfortunate incident in the public toilet.
That's correct.
Did you accompany her inside?
It's a women's bathroom.
It's a very big necklace.
There is only one entrance in and out.
We were stationed at the door.
Did you check the plumbing?
- No. - I did.
Okay, keep going forward.
Squeaky clean, so to speak.
Whoever stole this necklace
managed to get out without being detected.
Which means we're looking for someone very smart.
Gentlemen.
I've seen a thoroughbred racehorse thrown into a tree shredder.
People will go to great lengths to defraud an insurance carrier.
There! What's this?
I'm saying that's not a blind spot.
- What do you call that then? - The bathroom.
I don't see a bathroom.
- That's... - Because it's in the blind spot.
What can someone steal from a bathroom anyway?
I don't know, toiletries,
mints, hand towels,
a six-pound diamond necklace, apparently.
Now, who's this?
A busboy?
Do you know him?
How would I know a busboy?
Aren't we posh?
I don't know everyone who goes in and out of the museum.
Why do you care about a busboy?
He's the only person who moves in and out of the blind spot
during the period in question.
Could you please stop calling it a blind spot?
Fine.
The bathroom door that we can't see
because of your unique camera placement.
This is the most sophisticated museum security in the world.
Every piece of art is recorded from multiple angles.
We just don't happen to keep art in the bathroom.
I'm not a critic, Kyle.
I'm an insurance investigator.
I didn't wanna do it.
But Eric's all, like, "Come on!"
I'm, like, "Dude, I don't do that anymore."
He's, like, "Everyone's out on the loading dock!"
I know it was really stupid.
I know I'm an asshole,
but it wasn't even my weed.
I'm sorry, what?
It wasn't my weed! Do you want me to pee in a cup or something?
No, that won't be necessary.
- Are you sure? I really don't mind. - I'm positive.
They put the necklace on me.
Then I walked the red carpet.
Then I saw the exhibit.
Then I ate my soup.
Then I hurled my guts out.
Then the necklace was gone.
And then everybody freaked out.
And then they found it again, I thought.
But, no?
This gentleman.
Claude Becker.
He was my date.
Was there ever a time you two were alone
while you were wearing the necklace?
No.
Anyone present with you in the bathroom?
My head was in a toilet bowl.
How 'bout after?
A lot of people.
Do you know this woman?
- No. - Debbie Ocean, convicted felon.
Her brother, Danny Ocean, more convicted felon.
She was present on the night of the incident.
Did she steal the necklace?
Apparently not, she's the only one with an alibi.
Smiling at the camera the entire time.
Ooh. So...
So I have five innocent people who seem to be suspects,
and someone who should be a suspect but isn't.
I have cameras covering every inch of the museum,
except for the loo,
where $150 million was stolen from that neck, your neck.
Interesting case.
Some days, I love my job.
I love my job, too.
You guys are fucked.
Nice place.
It must be a bitch to heat.
Excuse me! You are trespassing.
No. We asked her to come.
You asked her to come?
We realized a few days ago that Miss Kluger...
Was not a total fricking idiot.
Might have gotten a sense of what we were doing.
You've got one of the greatest necks in the world.
First of all, if there's one thing I know,
it's bad acting.
In fact, you've got the only neck that could carry this necklace off.
I almost never throw up.
Even when I'm really wasted.
It was in the water. It must have fallen off while you were running.
And last but not least,
I never forget a face.
Debbie Ocean.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, seems to me, eight shares of 150 million
is better than seven shares of nothing, right?
Chilly!
Hi, Daph! Welcome to the team!
Let's not all high-five at once.
Plus, I am the one who is saving your asses
- from insurance fraud. - What?
- Insurance fraud? - I was gonna get to that.
When?
It seems that they've assigned an insurance investigator...
Who's about to look up your ass with a flashlight.
- Who? - This little Columbo dude,
everything but the trench coat.
Totally on to you.
His name is John Frazier.
- You know him? - Yes.
He busted my father twice and my brother once.
He's family.
All right. Lest we forget,
this entire enterprise was to keep me out of jail.
Hey. No one's going to jail.
- Are you sure? - We expected this.
We prepared for this.
Yup, that's clear.
We will not be the prime suspect.
Okay, well then who will be the prime suspect?
There's a few. We've got the security guys,
we've got the busboys...
The shady guy who put you away.
Wow!
The boyfriend.
Yup. They were gonna be looking for somebody.
Just had to make sure it wasn't one of us.
It's nice.
Thanks.
That is amazing! The precision...
Right?
It's always the attention to detail and the little grace notes
that really make something sing.
Why are you doing this?
I don't have that many close female friendships.
And book clubs are the worst.
So I just thought
this could be something fun to share.
You're becoming a criminal because you're lonely?
Who isn't sometimes, right?
Are you an only child?
Midsummer Night's Dream in Miami?
It's Shakespeare.
She did summer stock at Williamstown,
plus a bunch of off-Broadway.
What about this one? She looks good.
Let's see. Regional theater,
but she trained at Juilliard.
It's really a magnificent piece. This was your mother's?
Left to me after her passing.
A Swedish prince gave it to her
in exchange for her deflowering.
Are they worth something?
Yes, they're worth quite a lot.
"Take these," my mother said. "Now, go."
It was moonlight,
and then he said,
"I'd give you every star in that sky."
I'm sorry.
It must be difficult for you.
- Claude Becker? - Yeah.
- John Frazier. - Hi.
SPD Insurance. How are you?
So, Claude...
Like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Isn't it?
What do you want?
Here are some photographs of you
with Miss Kluger.
Now, as you can see, there are many photographs
where your hand is on the back of her neck.
I don't really remember where my hands were.
Ah. To be you.
Right?
Problem is,
the necklace has been stolen and a fake has been put in its place.
Right now, you're the person with the greatest opportunity...
Why would I wanna steal a necklace?
That's what I keep asking myself.
Why would this guy,
who's got everything,
two of these...
Why would that guy wanna steal a necklace?
What was your answer?
Maybe he doesn't have everything.
I think we're done here.
- Just a theory. - Really.
- A shot in the dark. - We're done.
I'm probably wrong.
It's a beautiful piece, and I want you to have it.
I can't go any lower. Just hold on one second.
Hello?
Oh, hey.
Hi.
What're you doing right now?
Hello, John.
Hello, Debbie.
You look well, how long's it been?
A few years. Minus good behavior.
- Right. - Yeah.
Thank you for calling. I was gonna call you.
- Yeah, I didn't do it. - Of course not.
You were just on camera 20 feet away
while the jewels were being nicked.
It's a coincidence.
No. That's a solid alibi.
What is it? Is it genetic?
Are the whole family like this?
Except for my aunt Ida.
- Librarian? - Homemaker.
Right, I'm gonna make this easy for you.
I don't want you.
I just want the necklace.
I don't care. I'll say I found it in a cab.
How about some of it?
- How much? - Hypothetically, 10%.
And where's the hypothetical rest?
Oh, I don't know. Literally.
Oh, God. This is exhausting!
I mean, when they said come over, I was like... Ugh.
You know, with the jet lag, the time difference,
Arsenal in the Cup Final this weekend.
But now I'm here. It's bloody interesting.
Yeah?
So it's not just profit, it's revenge.
It's a twofer.
He frames you, you frame him, scores are settled.
I'm just the courier.
All is right with the world, it's brilliant.
Just trying to help out an old friend.
You know, one day, you are gonna have to let this go?
And one day, I will.
Let's just say, for argument's sake,
that I do know where there's a part of that necklace.
Can you get a search warrant?
I'd need probable cause.
Well, we may or may not be working on that right now.
Do you wanna play a game?
What kind of game?
A card game.
- Uh-huh? - Yes, yes!
I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
Wait.
Where are you?
I'll be right there.
You have no idea how this came to be in your possession?
No.
But you were Ms. Kluger's date
the night these necklaces were switched.
Yes, I was.
Does that strike you as a rather large coincidence?
Including a 33.18, D color, internally flawless diamond...
Are you familiar with a company called Becker Holdings, LLC?
Of course.
Well, it seems four sweet old ladies, who apparently don't exist,
have recently transferred some very large sums of money
into Becker Holdings, LLC.
Do you know how that might have happened, Mr. Becker?
I think I need to talk to my lawyer.
I think you do.
- To our dear friend Carl... - Claude.
Claude Becker. May he rest in peace in prison.
Cheers.
Love you, love you, love you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
I have a question.
So...
It's good that he went to jail, 'cause it's great that we didn't.
But if you only sold the jewels for 85 million,
how does it work out that we get 16 apiece?
Do you wanna?
You thought we were just gonna steal one necklace?
What do you think we are, a bunch of pussies?
See, while everyone was worried
about what was happening around your neck...
And you were hurling your guts out...
Thanks for that, by the way.
It was amazing.
That was really impressive.
That was really nice, actually.
The place kinda went on lockdown.
The kitchen was cleared out, too.
And while everyone was watching the entrance,
we thought we'd check out the exhibit.
Because why would you just steal one necklace,
when you could steal more?
- Holy shit! - Holy shit!
That's a lot.
Yeah.
We didn't just print the Toussaint from that thing.
We printed a lot of jewels.
Felt like I was working at Kinko's.
Meanwhile,
I decided to visit an old friend.
Amazon sells these 20-foot selfie sticks.
All they saw was a quick, little blur.
It was a temporary exhibit and they built
this metal grid to hang the dresses from.
We just decided to suspend Yen from that as well.
What if somebody came in?
Oh. Somebody did.
I'm sorry, ma'am, you can't be here. We're clearing this whole area.
Calm down.
We're okay.
Stealing the necklace was great,
but without that diversion,
without clearing out the exhibit...
We wouldn't have been able to grab these.
These,
which bring your cuts to $38,300,000 each.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know. It's so beautiful.
Sweetie, I know, but you can't put gum in your sister's hair.
I don't care if she tried to put it in your nose first.
What's up, YouTube? It's your girl!
Check out my new crib.
I'm on the co-op board.
- Cut! - That's a cut!
- Cut, cut, cut! - That's a cut!
Resetting back to one.
Uh, just, you know... Smoother.
Just a little bit of space, please. It was perfect.
I just need it faster and more damaged.
All right? Great.
It's not that hard!
You would've loved it.